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im quibi. im quibi. im quibi. im quibi. im the official source of all quibi news. not a gimmick account. im quibi. (sara "phantom wound" // sara grain death // actually quibi yeah really yes really for real yeah)

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Joe Strik
@joestrik.bsky.social

Hila has been having sex with Ethan Klein for years and nobody gave a shit, I do it like 3 times and suddenly its a big deal 🙄

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@quibi.bsky.social

game review. message from deep space. this is a game for perverts who want to know what it would feel like to communicate with an alien from literal base principles. im 7 hours in, act 2 of 10(?) and the game only just started asking me to type answers that arent numbers this is a game for freaks

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Supper Mario Broth
@mariobrothblog.bsky.social

Exclusively in the Japanese version of Super Mario Sunshine, there is a physics oversight on a platform in a secret course whereby Mario will be stuck on the ground producing dust. The steam-like dust visuals and sound effects make it seem like he is being fried or grilled.

quibi (official)
@quibi.bsky.social

we need a quibi viral video guys. do you think we can do a flash mob where people watch a Quick Bite on their phones out loud at the coffee shop

quibi (official)
@quibi.bsky.social

main issue with the flying car thing is its an advertisement being described (by the people advertising it) as the product. some car ads are cool as fuck if they arent made for the american market. compressed air flying car stunt is absolutely some shit honda would do for an advert in the 2000s

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@quibi.bsky.social

marketing fucking sucks im so glad i dont do it anymore. especially not in this current age where CEOs just say "my product will suck your dick" with no qualifiers on the news and it makes the stock go up

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Malice in Wonderland
@mythical.pizza

That Russian dog that got vacuum mummified in space after it was ejected from the test pod fell back into orbit and clotheslined me off the high dive right as I was about to wow the party

quibi (official)
@quibi.bsky.social

did you knownhappy wheels is out on steam and you can play all the levels ever made. you can play a quiz about tobuscus. you can play a quiz about pewdiepie. you can rate 5 stars for tobuscus or save replay for pewdiepie. you can play all these levels

quibi (official)
@quibi.bsky.social

its still so funny to me that hollywood said lets do borderlands movie but base it off the game with no story. handsome jack is like equally 2012 humor and also a good ass villain

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Brad (Fudj)
@fudj.bsky.social

I feel the same way about Xbox as I do about the American Empire. It's like, we all know you guys are on your way out. Can y'all just pack it up already so we can move on