Rattybat 🔞

For anyone unfamiliar with my #OCs, their names are Alan Jacobs (brunette) and Scott Hall (blond). They're roommates-turned-boyfriends at a college in Boston, MA, and have lots of sweet and/or kinky adventures. More on the way. This is a #SFW variant on a commission by HugBound over on DeviantArt.

I doooooo...

bluesky is using AI, fourthwall is using AI, patreon is using AI, twitch is using AI, my tiny german internet host in the middle of nowhere is using AI - unfortunately everything tech related will be touched by this shit somehow. all you can do is disable it best you can and tell them it sucks

That oughta hold that sock in there

So that’s what he looks like under the mask

Yeah yeah try to get rescued when NOBODY CAN FUCKIN SEE YA

Sorry peeps but I’m not putting my cock in a cage for anybody

Many thanks to @mingleong.bsky.social for this lovely crossover surprise! Barlow's really starting to regret the collateral damage that comes with being "part of a set".

Here’s what happens when I take the advice of creative writing teachers and read my work aloud.

I would appreciate any help I can get, at all

The collective horniness of Pete has manifested in a mask of him existing

If you use "A.i." to advertise your business I assume you're running the rest of your business with the same lack of attention and care.

HOW WAS I NOT FOLLOWING YOU.

It's not just movies that have less sex than they used to, and it's not just today. Way back in 2013 we had to cut this stunningly erotic moment from Superior Foes of Spider-Man #3 (more info in alt text)

Some Project Hail Mary fan-art I commissioned from my buddy @corndisger.bsky.social! Thanks so much for bringing Grace's interstellar plight to life! ❤️

Errybody should commission my friend!

Christ, I have a huge fucking rack

No. One, they're a pain in the ass and a scam. Two, nearly everything I do is able to be done electronically. Three, if someone wants me to sign a print contract I tell them to print it out and send it to me. Four, in the rare instances I need to print something, the local library has a printer.

Odysseus and crew: hey this island looks interesting why don’t we AWW SHIT HOLY FUCK GET BACK TO THE SHIP [repeat next island]

Mouth stuffing is what…? FUNDAMENTAL

Defiantly staring or concerned with what’s to come? @bounduplad.bsky.social plays the first of three electrifying games soon on JFF

Tune in next week to see how our heroes get out of this one

the worst part of that John Lennon song

losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is

Morning people are the bane of society. Sleep in. Stay up late. Fucking dorks.