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Wife (in angry voice): I need new cooking pans. Get me cooking pans for Christmas. Just look at these (waiving pan at me), they are all burnt and gross. Me: Yeah. Just like your food.

When I heard that protester in Mississippi told that man to "shove that ballroom up your fat ass!" I felt that in my soul.

Truth 👇 👇 👇 👇

Every button on a factory shirt is sewn by a machine that holds it in place and stitches it in 4 to 6 needle cycles, so each one sits exactly where the buttonhole is.

Woody Harrelson has done an ad "for Exxon". Well worth watching

This wins Halloween this year. [👻 Yu Horbenko / liveface .ua] Original post

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That blue-green crust on old copper roofs is not dirt. It's patina, and it shields the metal for centuries. The Statue of Liberty took about three decades to turn from brown to green.

Thank God the courts are pushing back! Our firewall. 🚨 A federal appeals court just rejected Trump’s emergency attempt to set aside 20,000 California mail-in ballots.

Did brain worm just rat on no brain?

Hi. Lisa here. A 62 year old badass in a metallic gold suit with zero fucks to give and ready to burn down the patriarchy with a single spark from my stiletto. I’m smiling because I know this pisses off the enemy. Good. Vote blue.

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This heckler is all of us ✊🏾

VICTORY: A federal court just put the chainsaws down at East Potomac Park The plan was to turn a public park into a private tournament course for Trump & wealthy golfers. The trees stay while we fight it out in court @democracydefendersfund.org & partners are on the case 👇- TN

Tomorrow I'll be saying that the election is only a week away. VOTE BLUE save the world.

LOL. Works for me. 😎

“It’s going to be 56-44 in the Senate.”

Thank God the courts are pushing back! Our firewall. 🚨 A federal appeals court just rejected Trump’s emergency attempt to set aside 20,000 California mail-in ballots.

Bolsonaro just learned the hard way that Trump's loyalty has the shelf life of warm shrimp.

Jordan Klepper Exposing MAGA’s Communist Cluelessness…

Perfect 👇

@marcelias.bsky.social : “Mr. Blanche... we have beaten you and your team in court like a drum. So I hope you don't do what you are threatening or insinuating you might do. But if you do, I will see you in those courtrooms. I will win. And then I will dance on your head for those victories.”

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Everyone keeps asking me how I’m feeling about early voting so far. I’m feeling like nobody *actually* knows anything, and this is the most important midterm of our lives. I’d rather be us than them, but we can’t get comfortable. We can’t get complacent. Go vote like we’re down 3%.

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"He found this stray puppy during combat. After a lot of struggle he got him back to the US so they could spend a lifetime together." Who else thinks this is amazing? 🐶 Original post

Satisfying 👀 TT: @sealcoatinguys Bloomington, Minnesota

A week from tomorrow is the beginning of the END of the Orange Atrocity! 🍊 💩 #voteVoteVOTE

Insane. Actually insane. Let’s make his money this year a waste, shall we?

Holy smokes 😲 novanews.co.za/lbanian-woma... IG: @bbeglobalwomen

The people of Serbia celebrating the defeat of the dictator who held full authoritarian control of their country for nearly 14 years. This is what democracy looks like.

Soon

Do it, put chocolate in the tip 😃 IG: @coastalchillco

One small act of kindness can lift everyone who sees it. Psychology calls it moral elevation, and it makes us want to help others too.

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Uppies 😺 TT: @cat.wants.uppies

Kamoliddin Odinaev shares a peaceful moment hugging a large Eurasian Eagle-owl at Sunkar Raptor Nursery, highlighting the rare trust between rescuer and bird of prey. IG: @falcon_almaty Sunkar Raptor Nursery Almaty, Kazakhstan

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Protect this Young WOMAN at all Cost!!

I had to put my 9 year old Shepard down 2 days ago. I’m broken. But I still have his older companion. Today he got his first pup cup to help him grieve. Those eyes.