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Ah, the auto influencers have explained that this carbon fiber-wrapped ball, which sits right behind the driver's head, holds about 100kg of nitrogen pressurized to about 10,000 psi. Let me just go review the tolerances people found in their Cyber Trucks

Humiliation ritual of fishing the last few boba out of a bubble tea

Preemptively not falling for the "Clayface is good actually, it's basically just a horror movie!" Conversations I'm gonna encounter in the next 3 months. We've been here 32 times, and it being even remotely related to a super hero property means it's gonna be 30% as good as a real horror movie.

Got called a homophobe on Tiktok for saying Ryan Murphy should've been bullied more in high school and forced to take an improv class, like all theater kids should

obsessed with this image that's only used in the irish wikipedia article

Pwease don't do the obvious thing with ouw wobot Mr. miwitary-industwial-compwex 👉👈🥺 we pwedge to not do it!

Government, Extremely Normal Brain-wise: We're going to bring back public executions by firing squad for enemies of the state, and anyone that calls our big computers stupid is an enemy of the state

The way Criterion fumbled Anime completely is unreal, go off GKids

If you say something like this as though it's good, you should immediately be exiled

Cartoon ass presidency!!! Literally just nonstop Simspsons x Real Evil collabs!!!

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

Begging my cohort of 30 somethings to reel it the fuck in

Holy shit that Mamdani 9/11 controversy campaign really fucking worked, every instance of reporting around his disclosure today has SOME mention of it. Cool to see astroturfed pr headline bullshit work so abundantly every single time

Risky or Not podcast singlehandedly curing my OCD holy shit

in the anime store for perverts, but just to use the bathroom. I do empathize with or feel attraction to drawings

"Be strong enough to be gentle" Rust in peace Peter Cullen.

Many years ago I thought mixing cream into a setting strawberry jelly would make a nice creamy desert for the then toddlers. And meat-baby was born. For the same toddlers 17th birthday, they’ve asked that I make another one…

FUCKING DOLLY AND TIM CURRY IN THE SSME FUCKING DAY IS THOS A FUCKIN JOKE MITCH MCCONNELL YOU BITCH ASS LOSER YIU MOTHER FUCKER YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT MEET LOWTAX SOON FUCKER!!!!

InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!

My "The Centaur Robot is Killable and Can't Chase You Through Doorways" page on my 8' Tall Black Robot Centaur with Dead Glowing Eyes Website has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my "The Centaur Robot is Killable and Can't Chase You Through Doorways" page of my Website

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The disease where immediately after leaving my home I need to go right back in to check on things and if I don't I spend the rest of my night out with a low grade anxiety that something is going to go wrong

Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku

My, "The president is awake and alert, very alive, and capable" tshirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my "The president is awake and alert, very alive, and capable" tshirt.

Seeing End of Evangelion and The Odyssey in theaters within the same month is on some real Duality of Man bullshit

Critiquing the inevitable retcon Stranger Things Movie Finale for being "weird and annoying because that bowl cut token gay is a Zionist" and getting placed on a no fly list and having my subscription price dynamically update itself to match my Coned Utility Bill.

Officially losing freelance clients to AI, my skills have been poorly copied by the computer :/ luckily I have a stable career©®™ but this shit fucking sucks