Recusant

she smashing my bros so now we gotta brawl

Holy crap, is that video essayist Hbomberguy?!

lowkey a little stunlocked by the idea that 3 hour video essays have enough space in the cultural zeitgeist that they can show up years late on The Simpsons

Fursona non grata

THEY PLAYIN UTADA HIKARU AT THE WALMART

i like between two fires well enough but i think what's keeping me from going really :0 about it is the prose. this is a TV series in a book jacket. i hope this makes sense.

Motherburger is giving us the Slayberry Refresher for Cuntmas this year

childish gambino voice THE WAY SHE'S PYNCHON MY THOMAS I'M CRYIN A LOT, 49!

every halloween i walk into a grocery store and find out the kids are dressing up as the biggest horror villain of the year and they're called The Toucher or something and remember that i only hang out on Unc Websites.

just a couple of critters hangin out

R-really? You're making apologize for THAT? Gomena-SIGH!

there's a bitter irony here: the 'fan protest' around the original ending of Mass Effect 3 was a blueprint for where we are now. Weaponization of consumer-uber-alles mindset, online brigading, etc.

sonic tried to kick me in the balls and it didn't work. tried to kick me in the ass and it didn't work. you see my dark secret hedgehog. im egg man you piece of shit. no dick. no balls. no ass. all egg.

Xbox news: We have fired 173% of our staff and shuttered all development studios. Our next console will cost 1-3 limbs. Sony news: The Last of Us ReReRemastered is a live service cutscene with 3 battle passes. The deluxe edition is an empty tupperware container. Nintendo news: New switch sports :)

Scrib doin' your mom

She para chuba on my peedunkey till I scrib doooooooon

used books are so magical

The question "Is this condition overdiagnosed" is actually asking "Have we found an exceptional case of a medical issue where healthcare is too easy to get?" and the answer to that is always no. There has never, at any point, been a situation where it was too easy to get healthcare.

[Mod conversation loud as fuck] i need the hairy mario reference from zelda BAD

BRO MY STORE GOT VISITED BY THE STROKER AGAIN

Was watching Buffy’s Anya backstory episode. Friend asked why I sighed. “She’s not of a sufficiently high social class to have domesticated rabbits that far north in Europe in that century, but the writers couldn’t know, the paper was only presented at a conference yesterday.” Accuracy is fleeting.

I can't fix him. But I CAN become worse.

How it feels to have desires

Books are evil

Every Earthbound enemy looks like this

"i got claude to help me decomp DOOM to pc"

Do you ever get up from your break and remember how heavy the muscles in your face are

I do this but for my shiny ass bald head

Oh, yeah? Go shit it out your ass!

Alien vs. Redditor

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BARRET: our cause is lost. shinra will bring the world to ruin. we fought for nothing TIFA: the one man i care about is lying about everything and also tried to kill me AERITH: i'm dead. mayyybe??? CLOUD: i love murder and potentially not existing RED XIII: been getting into queen's blood lately