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With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

I don't think Ohio State should be allowed to have a player called "Bo Jackson." We can retire numbers, let's consider retiring names.

I know America. I know that, in America, we believe in a country big enough for all of us. So, JD Vance, don't you dare come from Ohio to lecture me. You don't know a damn thing about America.

Pascal's Werewolf Wager.

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

Fat guy vaping in the dead of niiiight

The duality of Bluesky

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

🎶 like the legend of the Penix 🎶

The arc of the Trumpoverse bends toward Onion.

Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"

If the mlb playoffs keep up these ads, I'm gonna need a Chris Sale fastball to Liberty Biberty's mouth. #letskeepcontinue

Noticing that “Stop! (In the name of love)” is an elite play by the #TNF production crew on the break to commercial, when Jordan Love’s team is desperate for a defensive stop.

I propose that this postseason's tagline for the Braves be "Let's Keep Continue".

Sept. 20, y’all…time to cue up your favorite @electrolemon.bsky.social video to send to your homies in the morning.

*thoughtfully* this time, he seems to have Mackled just the right amount 🤔

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

make a band edible: Mashing Pumpkins

Knowing that the plastic dinosaurs we played with as kids consisted, to whatever actual extent, of real dinosaurs.

Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved

Tfw you’re still trying to come up with baby names as he’s eating his first meal.

Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"

“OK”

Every person this administration wrongly deported should be granted asylum and a path to citizenship. Won’t even begin to right wrongs like this. But it’s a place to start.

his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty

When will my husband return from Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey

Pedro Porro out here lookin like Steve-O Porro

No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

ICE shot and killed a man in Houston with no criminal record who was not even their target. They pushed him off the road. And now he is gone forever. ICE is a domestic terrorist organization. We need to abolish ICE now and stop Trump’s murderous thugs.

Haven't seen anyone else posting this but the Mexican coach shouting on Anthony Gordon and telling him "fuck you!" is amazing.

That result was as distasteful as my trademark "England v. Mexico" cocktail, a cup of milky Earl Grey tea with a shot of tequila.

Pausa de hidratación

Doctor "Cod" Congo

Guy who buys a countertop ice nugget maker for its tempura-batter-facilitating properties.

Yep, sounds like classic top-of-the-class behavior there.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze" (1991)

The original Instagram, connecting with people through the "art" of photography.

Soooo smart of the #knicks to win during the Pacers' off year.