Parker

Parker

@refyousuck.bsky.social

Just another night, yelling at my tv. If there’s a theory why the refs hate your team, I invented it.

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I want Angel Reese to be happy. I want Kaitlyn Chen to be happy. I want both teams to have fun. I want a Game 7. I want that Game 7 to go 7 overtimes. I am a self-conflicted little shit at the moment. #WNBA

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It always makes me sad when I see men say they want sons because they want to have a kid to play catch with (and yes, I STILL see them saying this despite it being the year of our Lord 2026). I'm so lucky to have a dad who loves playing catch with me. The ways misogyny prevails boggles the mind.

Nothing, and I mean nothing makes me angrier watching baseball than little league base running errors. Don’t watch the ball; get ready to tag up. If it’s a home run, you can trot the entire way home. #mlb

If a baker can refuse to bake a cake for a queer couple, then a lyft driver can refuse a passenger for being a complete fucking transphobic douche.

KP@kpkeipea.bsky.social

tiny violins for the terfs who couldn't get a Lyft ride after getting ejected from the thorns game #NWSL #WNBA (I'm not clicking on their tweet, so I'm just assuming how the rest of the thread goes )

Ryan had a habit of burying offensively talented young players and refusing the give them ice time or offensive starts. Just ask all of the rookies from the #Sceptres over the last 3 years. It’s his MO. Hopefully Cori will recognize that youth doesn’t mean not talented.

Tyler Kuehl@tjku29.bsky.social

Much has been made about the big changes with Canada's #WomensWorlds roster, especially since its the youngest group assembled in over a decade I look at why the sudden youth movemenet in my latest for @dailyfaceoff.bsky.social www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/why-did...

I fucking love this so much. Much respect to the Portland fans. Go Thorns.

Taylor Vincent@tayvincent6.bsky.social

Some hateful folks in the North End have their messaging blocked by flags and lead to a “Trans Lives Matter” chant

Atlanta’s mistake was Reese not taking a shot at the two wide open looks for a 3 in the first couple minutes of the game. It immediately showed GSV that she wasn’t feeling it, and then they swarmed her all game long. Also: they need to make buckets when they have open shots. They did not. #wnba

Champion vs Championnes: men and women were gifted this ring, which means it automatically defaults to the masculine spelling. That’s just how French works. This is a non-story. The world has enough shit to be angry about. Rage bait article, and I expect more from the Hockey News #pwhl

The Hockey News - Women's@thehockeynewsw.bsky.social

The Montreal Victoire celebrated their Walter Cup championship by presenting rings to 61 people, including 29 players. But the design sparked debate, and two notable omissions raised questions about who deserves recognition. ✍️ @patlaprade.bsky.social thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL

Agreed. 100% #pwhl

Charlie Angus@charlieangus104.bsky.social

The NHL has gone out of their way to kill a great game. They treat fans with abuse. If you need to watch a game - find a pirate network. If you find a pirate network share the links. Only a sucker would pay into this corporate abuse. Better yet support women's hockey. So much better.

Whew! I feel like I can finally relax. Wait… is Nelson sighed yet? Disher? C’mon Kingsbury! #pwhl

Toronto Sceptres@pwhlsceptres.bsky.social

SIMMS IS OFFICIALLY IN THE SIX! 🏙️ We've signed 2026 first-round draftee and forward Kirsten Simms to a three-year Standard Player Agreement. 📰 bit.ly/4ysHS57

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Elle Duncan perfectly explains why she sees the WNBA as a toxic space. The culture wars and racism over the past three years have been exhausting. #WNBA

C- for Toronto. Sounds about right. If Pascal splits Fast and Shelton, that will help both of their games. If he sets PP lines (unlike Ryan) that will help. I think the sophomores will take big steps - they’ll be given the ice time to learn. And no, I’m not expecting playoffs, but I can hope #pwhl

Ian Kennedy@iankennedyck.bsky.social

There's an abundance of rookie scoring coming into the PWHL, and many top forwards switched teams this offseason. Who came out of the offseason best positioned? Here's our offseason forward report cards for the PWHL's 12 teams. thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL

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Baseball players being paid to do sports betting commercials while other baseball players are being federally charged for sports betting is, uh, definitely a choice

I’m starting the check the #pwhl page several times a day for signing updates from the Sceptres. “No news is good news” does not apply in this situation. C’mon Kingsbury! I’m freaking out over here.

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Golden State is the anti-Indiana or the team that Indiana thinks they are. Team over individual success. A joyful and inclusive fan culture that even opponents really respect. A reminder that you don’t have to throw other people under the bus in order to get ahead. And they’re making bank. #wnba

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Omar Zahran@omarzahran.bsky.social

Two amazing WNBA playoff games tonight. Just high level hoops, two close games, with four great teams. We are truly so blessed as basketball fans.

This is great news. I expect Z to have big minutes this year. Time to pass the torch to the younger gen and see what magic they can create. This team is going through a rebuild phase. Let’s hope the new coach actually gives the younger players ice time. Now, about that Simms contract… #pwhl

@candacedbuckner.bsky.social Love the article, but saying Sophie should come to Toronto is laughable. We don’t suffer her bullshit up north. The fans would eat her alive, but more importantly, they’d stop showing up to games. Toronto isn’t Edmonton, and the W isn’t the NHL. #wnba

nytimes.comFever should part with Sophie Cunningham. She’s too turbulent to be paired with Caitlin Clark (Gift Article)If the Fever ever want to go back to being a basketball team, Cunningham — who was largely responsible for this year's circus — has to go.

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Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

As a Tempo fan… it’d sure be nice to finish first in something this season 🤞 #wnba

Jacob Mox@jacobmox.bsky.social

Per source to @herhoopstats.com, 2027 WNBA Draft lottery distribution: HOU - 329* TOR - 329* WAS (via CHI) - 161 SEA - 93 POR - 52 LA - 24 LA (via PHX) - 12 *In the event both HOU and TOR are jumped in the lottery, the order would be Houston-Toronto. h/t @richardcohen.bsky.social

The troll about Maltais leaving Toronto for Montreal is so good and hurts my heart. #pwhl

Alexa Lily@alexalily.bsky.social

wait. hang on. have y'all seen the Montreal Victoire '26-'27 schedule announcement video. please watch the Montreal Victoire '26-'27 schedule announcement video. you need to hear the way Laura Stacey says "Hamilton"

I find this concept of bias weird. Why would Kori step down as full time #pwhl coach for a part-time gig as Team Canada coach? No one asks the male NHL coaches to do this, so why would we ask a woman to? If a team isn’t built around a coach and their systems, it’s not going to do well. Imho.

Ian Kennedy@iankennedyck.bsky.social

The PWHL could split into two conferences and play a 32-game season starting in December. Meanwhile, an October 1 deadline for team staff to be in their markets is raising questions. ✍️ @patlaprade.bsky.social thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL

This post has not gotten enough love. 👇

Chauman@chaudman.bsky.social

Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.

This 👇

Matt@nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social

Kyle Juszczyk ("Juice") is fined for miming chugging a beverage, but the NFL is cool with domestic violence abusers going unpunished? Got it.

You’re talking about the league that has fans who boo Curl at every rink she’s in. What I’m saying is, they can try, but I’m pretty sure the fans will shut that shit down right quick. #pwhl

The IX Sports@theixsports.bsky.social

This week on The IX Sports Podcast @mayaxeverysport.bsky.social is joined by @thefrankiedlc.news, who covers the intersection between sports and gender. They talk Boston Fleet culture and the possibility of anti-trans protestors targeting the PWHL. www.theixsports.com/features/the...

Ryan removed Spoons from the PP1 net front, which was her bread and butter. To be clear, he refused to have set PP lines at all because he “didn’t have powerplay players.” Yeah, that’s a thing he said. I don’t care if the team sucks this year, as long as they improve over the course of the season.

Ian Kennedy@iankennedyck.bsky.social

The Toronto Sceptres look hapless offensively on paper. But a renaissance season from veterans Natalie Spooner and Jamie Lee Rattray could be exactly what the Sceptres need to surprise people. thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL

Is anyone else getting stressed that there has been zero press releases about a Simms or Nelson (or any of their draft picks) signing for the Sceptres? It’s been crickets, and I’m starting to have a full blown panic attack. Someone, anyone… wtf is going on? #pwhl

Get well, Money. Take your time and heal up for next year. We’ll need you. Tempo: No one wants to get used to a losing culture, so let’s win that number one pick. #wnba

TSN@tsnofficial.bsky.social

The Toronto Tempo have announced that Marina Mabrey will be out for the remainder of the WNBA season with a right adductor injury.