Mari🎭

Blue Amy.

these murders boring af.

I am making a game where you jerk your shit. • You move your hand up and down with the mouse. • You have to make sure you aren't caught while you're jacking off. • You can upgrade your hand and penis as you jerk off more and more.

Do they??

I don't subscribe to paysites so I can see the NSFW versions of a Twitter artist's portfolio, I simply imagine the characters naked like this.

dubbed this one forever ago, forgot to repost it

hey guys, I think I found a sword!

i got bored and decided to crucify reddit

More uninspired calarts garbage. Glad this Steven Universe abomination got canned.

What is House MD talking about bro

reading Chaos;Head.

I read H-scenes like Light Yagami reads porn mags.

it's October.

current Twitter hobby is trying to spot the Transphobic Star Wolf Guy in random reply threads like I'm a nature photographer catching shots of animals in the wild.

namco museum 2

read Fate/Hollow Ataraxia. ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GODDDDDDDD. 100000000/2

was watching a vhs recording of star wars episode 1 in a vc and since it was fox in 2004 it had an ad for a terrible reality show that's basically the bachelorette except there were gay men among us impostors. it had a fucking gaydar clip and we all burst out laughing it was just so insane

Teaching a Ghost to Walk. #Undertale #Alphys #Mettaton

Umineko larpers: It cannot be overstated how this is the greatest work of modern art thats ever been created, something that defines all fiction. People who played all of Umineko: i need an ange footjob right now People who played every Ryukishi07 game: he said WHAT about the rape of nanking???

The Official Fucking White House Twitter Account: "Godking Trump will destroy every dirty subhuman god damn immigrants like how Link defeats Ganondorf in Zelda." some geek who is clearly saving the country with their witty retort: "Link would NOT fw you"

lol damn

the Roaring Knight if Dess wasn't fucking around:

the way deltarune fans talk about certain things that they think absolutely MUST happen in the last two chapters just reads to me as this

watched Fate/Zero. "Bill Clinton will be a formidable opponent." -11/4

ready for the Nintendo Direct

Heaven's Feel Route completed. "Heaven's Feel when Hell's Smell walks in." 0/10

Sorry to keep you waiting!

i have done what many said is impossible. i have made an order guide for playing the entire kingdom hearts series, for normal people. i hope this can be a helpful resource to at least one person out there:

Unlimited Blade Works Route completed "Unlimited Blade Works" I can't even write a joke or anything like they just say that. 11/9

?????? did i just get the girl warning?

lmaoooo look at how twitter users are reacting to sonic in fortnite [10 minute video of a man being graphically torn apart by bigfoot]

Fate Route completed "it was Fate that let us Stay together on this Night." cried when she said this. 2.32/10

shoutouts to these websites for satisfying all of my devious cheating at Flash game needs as a kid.

Hey guys, I think I found a glue!

100% accurate Umineko summary.

cleaned up some unfinished #deltarune fanart i had sitting around in my files for a bit now [CHAPTER 5 WEIRD ROUTE SPOILERS]

One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.

of course, cats are fickle creatures, but they were very good at finding protein.

joining a Discord VC before realizing that everyone else is focused on a game.

yes, but only if i get to wear a magicians hat

they should be allowed to defy fate, as a treat #deltarune #higurashi