BJ

Time to update i reckon Age: 40 Pronouns: He/him Location: Arizona Height: 5'11 Shoe size: 11 Sign: Gemini Sexuality: OH hun I think you know Taken: No Fave food: Cheese Smoke: rarely anymore Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 0 Fave color: Green DM’s: yuppers Music: Zydeco, brass band, and everything else

Repost with a picture of you and your pet. Jax was there for me in the hard times and the ups. Multiple states and job sites over the years. Still Miss him to this day.

I will never tire of a view like this

Hijole.. Niece discovered husband of a year has been cheating on her (aww) She finds out she passed the BAR (yay) Decides to divorce husband (aww and yay) Mi Tia turns 90 (yay) She dies that afternoon (aww) This has been a helluva week in our family.

Sitting in a client meeting. The new director is a sexy older guy. He doesnt speak often but whem he does... fuck me... He's got that low deep voice that you feel in your bones🥵🫠🥵

Just not feeling it today. Trying to get all the meh outta me before I have to spend the next two days with clients smiling.

Well this is a new one for me. My flight is delayed because the plane is still in the hangar. They keep delaying it in 5 minute intervals. I absolutely hate how bad communication has become between airlines and passengers.

Any group that sends out texts talking about your voting history and how it is visible really need to cool it. They get kind of aggressive sometimes. It's especially bad when you move states as there are gaps in where they are pulling your records from.

Running can be so fun y'all!! 🏃🏻‍♂️😁 Donate to help me run the New York City Marathon 2027! fundraisers.nyrr.org/christopher-...

Oh God I just caught myself pulling a Lumbergh. I was standing at one of my engineers cubes with a coffee cup in hand asking for updates... Time to go jump off the roof 😆

reskeet w your home river the Rio Grande River Loved fishing at the mouth of the river. Was stupidly easy to get trapped there when the tide came in though.

Staff meeting time. Listening to weekend recaps makes me worry about some of these people. Half these people described how they went out of their way to visit the new Buccees.

If you see this, post something pink

Welp, back on coffee but at least I have a cute mug

Well fucking hell. We lost the queen of the good ones today. This is a huge loss.

I'm getting there.

Had to attend a 5 hour safety meeting yesterday morning and these were all the notes I took. Very productive day I would say...😆

More often than not I catch myself being a snippy ass at work so I try to work on being calmer. Then I have days like today where I have meetings with absolute twats and Sassy BJ comes out.

Definitely been one of those days where you are stuck in meetings with clients all day and slowly losing your mind...

Just spent like 10 or 15 minutes in the conference room with my boss, his wife and their FIVE kids. I am exhausted and want to curl up in a cave for a few weeks to recuperate...

Did birthday treats in the conference room and someone asked if folks had fun family birthday traditions. My boss bout leaped up and proclaimed "The Spanking Machine!!!!" I guess they line up and someone crawls between their legs and get spanked... Somehow his explanation and demo made it worse.😆

So my Tia (about to turn 90) fell last night. Needed stitches but is perfectly fine. The reason she fell though is because she heard an underwear commercial come on during the novella so she put on her slippers and rushed to the room to see the hot guy and tripped. We’ve all been there

My Pantone Birth Chart Palette Can’t say I care much for the colors and honestly know jack all about the signs lol

I was looking something up and ran across the linkedin profile for our in house recruiter and honestly the profile threw me off because it says "Director-Talent Acquisition, Daddy, Songwriter, Author" Reading daddy really stopped me in my tracks😆

Im sitting in an engineering ethics workshop and if this presenter doesnt stop running this like a fucking elementary classroom I'm gonna do something real unethical.

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Already one of those days. I got ready this morning, threw my keys and phone in my bag, and head to my truck only to realize once I am outside that I am wearing boots, underwear, and a polo... no pants.

Tell me 5 random things that you love (not people/pets) Storms (more wind and intensity the better) Art Museums Cheese Camping Reading outside

Signed 3 birthday cards for coworkers this week and holy shit. I don't mind doing it because even if it is just folks you work with who doesn't like a card, but thinking that many different nice things to say is taxing lol.

Ever have one of those days where absolutely everything irritates ya? Even want to rip off my clothes because just the feeling of something touching me is driving me up a wall. lol This too shall pass

name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you Anytime I bring it up people think I made it up

Everything about flying is just a pain in the ass but man boarding is rage inducing. Should be legal to use a cattle prod on people crowding around gates

Haven't had coffee all week. Walking around the office with a water bottle instead of a coffee cup feels weird.

"Congrats on dragging another unwilling and unsuspecting soul into this miserable hellhole of a time line" Too dark for a baby shower card for a coworker?

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

2 things ive never claimed to be a photographer and a good decorator. Made a S'more cake for my 40th and love it

2 things ive never claimed to be a photographer and a good decorator. Made a S'more cake for my 40th and love it

I honestly just cant be arsed to deal with these meetings today. I turn 40 in two days and im stuck here listening to twats ramble on

What kind of cake do i want to make for my birthday this year? S'more, pineapple upside down, rhubarb pie (I know thats now a cake). Or should I keep it simple and do a funfetti cake?

What kind of cake do i want to make for my birthday this year? S'more, pineapple upside down, rhubarb pie (I know thats now a cake). Or should I keep it simple and do a funfetti cake?

Heading to milwuakee in a few weeks, I feel like a lot of you folks live out there. What are some must stops? Its been a while since ive been there. Definitely hitting up the grohmann and a brewers game

Heading to milwuakee in a few weeks, I feel like a lot of you folks live out there. What are some must stops? Its been a while since ive been there. Definitely hitting up the grohmann and a brewers game

Does it count if im still laying down but I've moved to the couch?

I absolutely love my mother. She is one of the most precious people I know. She got me a shirt and when she gave it to me said "I dont know what the shapes are but they seem engineery so I thought you'd like it"

Is there anyone angrier than an airport cart driver. Trust me I get it, walkways at the airport are full of idiots who have no spatial awareness but you are driving a massive cart in a crowded space. Quit fucking yelling beep beep. Either run people over or take a deep breath and accept your fate.

Got around to watching Remarkably Bright Creatures and holy fuck you people werent lying. Sally Fields had me in absolute tears. Good movie and such an amazing job by her.

On my way to see my niece graduate from law school. I still remember holding her in the hospital as a new born... Fucking hell I feel old sometimes lol