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🧵🧵🧵 I was going to write a simple sentence about the madness of the moment, but I got distracted by the U.S. president’s complaint that he was screwed out of the Nobel Peace Prize after bombing multiple countries, and then he bolstered his case with a plan to execute a guy in a wheelchair and ...

This man may be the most dangerous member of this administration.

The grasshopper gets it — divide and conquer. Today's oligarchs use the same playbook. But together, we have all the power. Watch.

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I went to a two-year-old’s birthday party today and their parents booked an LA Waste Management trash truck to come park out front and the way these kids RAN to see this thing up close!!! The WM reps also had party favors and coloring books. Lowkey want to book it for my own birthday

The existence of a trillionaire is a policy failure.

A mom in a Toyota Sienna pulls a Cybertruck out of a treacherous sandpit

"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it." ~ Julia Child

I’ve said “WTF” a lot of times since 2016, but seriously - WHAT THE FUCK?!

I mean, you don't really need a translator

Exonerated… You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means…

stealing from Reddit

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“When in the course of human events…”

We have cleaned up the crime scene and blocked a local investigation and hidden the perpetrator and invaded the state and that is how you know that we are acting in good faith and that everything was the victim’s fault. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

On Fox News last night, Jessica Tarlov basically said she doesn’t know why this administration chose to describe the murder of Renee Nicole Good the way they did. At the end of the day, even they can’t spin it. Enough of the gaslighting!

#WeKnowTheTruth

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

If the world has learned anything, it’s that anyone who gets the FIFA peace prize should be arrested immediately.

The United States is behaving like a rogue state. The President has carried out an illegal act of war, kidnapped a foreign head of state, and is now threatening military action against NATO allies. This is a constitutional crisis. Impeachment must be on the table.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

This administration is going to stupid The Onion out of a job.

BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

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U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

JUST IN: Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday — less than two days after he won the TN-07 special election. As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.

Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >

Unbelievable. Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.

The OG Simon's Cat film!

The entire world is perplexed because the President of the United States appeared cordial in one meeting. That’s how crazy this timeline is.

He’s been ranting in long posts all night. Rather than subject you to his drivel, refer to the gif below for the gist of it.

Odd that the DoJ is opening an investigation into the Epstein files since they said in July that there was no client list and nothing to release.

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Hi Bluesky, God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny. Thanks, God