Roger Lamb

we've identified another vulnerability leak. now hackers on the dark web have identified your bad knee and that weird thing your shoulder does if you sleep on it wrong. there's no patch available for this, they're now just keenly aware you feel like your career has stalled out

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I figured it out on my bike ride earlier. Taylor and Derrick bring the general energy of Julie when she’s interviewing a guest she really likes. Jerry brings the energy of a guest trying to win over the in-studio audience. For an hour. That’s why he’s sorta exhausting to watch on #bb28 Unlocked.

Whoever designed the house this year is crying because they spent $10K on that triceratops skull and these know-nothings are saying it cost $40 #bb28

Hang on, say an icon goes this week. Yash has to keep icons safe in his next HOH so long as it makes mathematical sense. That just means he has to go even further without nominating the remaining two. #bb28

To be clear, any elimination as a result of a twist and not a proper eviction process is still total bullshit. #bb28

Anyone else like super impressed they just went *right* to it? #bb28

Does anyone else get “always threw a tantrum to get her way growing up” vibes from Mallory? #bb28

For how often every HOH pulls up the kitchen to go through the faces on the wall and talk about everyone, I’m surprised they haven’t just added that as a separate feed they can flip to on the screen. #bb28

Y’all wait here. I’ll go on ahead and report back.

We all just watch the #bb28 quad feed and switch the left/right balance on the device audio to know what people are saying, right? Side note, any quick ways to do that on an LG TV?

Question, and not a knock on her at all, but does Lala understand it’s possible to be a social threat in the game, as much as a comp threat? #bb28

It’s always things like this every season where I kinda wish production would put all of this kind of stuff together with the relevant footage and release it on YouTube or play it during extended feed breaks. #bb28

Sure would be nice if the folks working on WordPress would’ve focused a little more on security than stupid AI integrations.

I haven’t had any bleu cheese since like, Sunday, so why does every burp smell like it? #sexy #iknow

I am a #StarTrek fan. Misogyny, racism, classism, transphobia, homophobia, islamophobia, antisemitism They have no place here. Please join me and remind everyone that hatred is a minority tool.

Hear me out: 10 years of not having to hear about the 1701-whatever? #startrek

Nice thing to see on my way home.

WordPress 7.0 is out with all its AI bullshit in place. Can’t wait for the influx of 5-item, no value listicles. But the visual revision history looks nice.

Ohhhh… Soldier Boy had just blasted Bombsight. He pretty much *had* to hand over the V1 or be killed, since he was vulnerable to Homelander at that moment. And since we know he *can* blast out the V1, that’s the only chance of stopping HL later on. Smart. #TheBoys

I just realized that what’s missing from #TheBoys anymore is even the illusion that the supes are still trying to be perceived by the public as heroes. At the same time, having an audience that gets told to worship whose only response is “how hard” and not “for what“ is very um… accurate?

A very happy go fuck yourself to everyone saying season 2 of Starfleet Academy should be given the 'Batgirl' treatment I.e. shelving it and writing it off for tax. Other than those twats, happy Friday!!! #StarTrek

Hulu, what the hell? #savebuffy, I guess?

Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop.

Hey, it works again! Happy birthday to me! 🥳

So… are ex-MAGAs just hoping to be invited to the good parties this summer and planning to backtrack in November?

I don’t know what @dropout.tv broke in one of their recent site updates, but I can’t switch seasons in the browser on my apparently old-ass LG TV anymore and I’m stuck casting from my phone like a loser.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Somehow, #StarfleetAcademy actually got me to care about a Klingon story?

“Star Trek is woke. So woke. Woker than woke. Super woke. The wokest of woke.” ~Gina Yashere, Cmdr Lura Thork, Starfleet Academy

Ohhhhh…. Henry/Vecna got rid of his nose to stop the nosebleeds. #StrangerThings

I don’t get it… Collectively, we agreed to keep calling it Twitter. We agreed to keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico. So why are people apparently on board with the illegal renaming of the Department of Defense?

Wait, showergate was strategy, or did she just pivot to use it as such? Either way, brilliant. #bb27

Now, did @taranarmstrong.bsky.social end the stream with the crazy eyes on purpose? #bb27

Just think, we’re entering into a new era of Big Brother where former champions and popular players will refuse to return for The Rachel Treatment, and instead we’ll get… what, first boots, pre-jurors, and heels? #bb27

Happy Star Trek Day! Lego seems to be the big news of the day so far. Which, exciting, but it’s just *more* TNG-centric stuff, it seems. Some of y’all need to branch out a bit 😋 Anyhow, Live Logs and Proper, and all that fun stuff.

Doesn’t make her a very good witch, now does it?

New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.

“I’m evilll” No, you’re just not good #bb27

Why yes, I am seeing Dogma at the theater tonight.

If we play our cards right, all the AIs will go off to their own social network and free up our feeds so we can actually see each other again.

Is it a bigger honor to be a lower-value clue on Jeopardy!?

If you’re looking for some new Star Trek to tide you over, this is your reminder: #StarTrekProdigy has 40 episodes waiting for you on @netflix.com, digital and BluRay! 🖖

Are you paying ATTENTION, yet? 👇 Well, are you?!