Ryan L(unch)P(osting)

*joe biden minnesota voice* WOMEN!!!!!

The wildest part about Pat McAfee's weird comment about the University of Utah is the video that provoked it... *this* is the video that broke him:

2 hours door yo door to get the kid to daycare and me to work cause i couldn’t find my badge

Brazilians recommending not to amplify right-wing talking points by dunking and quoting, as a winning strategy Next day, my tl is full of people dunking on rfk jr I literally would not have seen the bigotry if it wasn't for y'all repeating it. That's exactly what the Brazilians were on about!

don’t threaten me with a good time

dang what a get, 5x all-star and he’s got a role with Howard’s hoops team

sending this to the one libertarian live tweeting his armed police chase today

hmm. Hhhhmmmmmm. Huh. Incheresting

3:30 am cheese anmd crackers

what's killing me about the cheesecake factory discourse is that Obama didn't even say the cheesecake is bad, he said it looks crazy in there and it does. even if you like the food, it does in fact look fucking crazy in there

“pothole repairs” this guys leftward move was helped along by zohran mamdani

The baby set new records for volume expelled and distance launched this morning

Transferring a sleeping baby from your arms to a bassinet/crib is a piece of performance art

Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon [📹: Ayman Abdeldayem]

@milesklee.bsky.social why would you retweet that man. i didn’t need that

Pens taking on the Republicans tonight. *checks notes* Sorry, wrong kind of Predator

chicken👍

Over the past 23 days the baby has grown at a rate of .69 oz/day. She is now 11 lbs 13 oz. Nice

PCRG surprise meeting inviting the public…. Whats all this then

the baby strained so hard to poop she spit up and then gave herself the hiccups👍👍👍 she did not poop

Eugene!!!!

Baby’s first bloomfield halloween parade was an unmitigated success, she slept and we yapped with our neighbors then left early

i’m gonna fucking mute the word “polls” i stg you people need a new hobby

Tapping the fucking sign again

love the re-do of austin lemieux’s image as a golfer, cause that dude was simply not good at hockey, despite the pedigree

A friendly reminder for the well meaning people I see making this mistake: If you want to refer to the community of Somali-Americans use Somali, the proper term, and not "Somalians". Anyone from Minnesota hears "Somalians" and braces themselves for something racist.

getting my baby a dominik simon jersey for her first game as a truly inscrutable bit….. god i just might

The baby has slept a lot today so either she’s gonna be up all night or shes learning stuff or she’s getting sick. We’re hoping its the middle one

i love getting home from a long day and opening my copy of The Paper

oh it gets better

Dropped the kid off at daycare completely on her own for the first time and now i’m all sad

Air to Ground Message: YOU HAD ME UNTIL U STARTED CONJUGATING I GOT AN 83 ON MY SPANISH FINAL AND DUMPED ALLA THAT Area: Dawson, GA, USA Type: Embraer ERJ-145 A: #a3752f2de37 F: #fc2a12331e6

just watched one of the daycare staff put the baby to sleep first try… my god these women are good at this

fuck yeah

i’m a particularly motivated voter but i’m not gonna vote til day of because i like juicing the numbers and chatting with the old people at the polls

the baby (did well at daycare) has slept on me for the past 2 hours. this is her 4th hour of today spent sleeping on me. I am but a heated bed for this child. she is perfect

it is the babys first day of daycare and therefore it is her first day on the bus

guy that just licked a 9 volt for the first time:

@defector.com roll the decentralized preview tape

every win by the steelers makes me even angrier. how are there teams worse than 42 year old perineum sunner aaron rodgers

anytime you sit down to watch skate videos, be ready to watch twice. Once for the tricks, once for the cinematography. Camera operators were absolutely cooking here