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One thing to know about me: We have a "Great Things Jar," were we put great things that happen throughout the year. On New Year's Eve, we open them up and read them. Practice Gratitude.

Do you want more A) Corruption? B) Affordability? You can't have both.

Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"

Two former Governors of South Carolina - one from each party - have endorsed Democrat Annie Andrews who is running against Sen. Darline Graham R-SC

Convinced that if text-to-speech was never invented we would never see a post from tRump.

wife: i could use a small break from you me: i understand and that’s fine but when do i get a small break from me

Somehow him switching to talking about women’s asses is not any better.

No, they were middle-aged men wearing powdered wigs, elaborately embroidered hostess jackets, silk hose, and shoes with enormous buckles and substantial heels. In other words, our Constitution was written and signed by drag queens.

Jesse Ventura: “If Donald Trump would have gone in the military, he would have been the guy that wet his bed, cried for his mom, went hysterical, and would be carted out in the middle of the night. The man’s a coward. He’s a bully. All bullies are cowards. That’s why they’re bullies”

Me at my performance review

Trump is unable to name one issue voters care about in this clip. Not one.

Obama in Michigan: "He is focused on home renovations. He should be on HGTV! ... He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory"

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

I’m not going to get outraged by Eisenhower’s globe because I didn’t even know it existed two days ago.

Here's the thing: When Marty McFly goes Back to the Future, Biff is now polishing cars for a living. And I think * maybe * it was because his car got horse manured due to Marty McFly and had to be detailed afterward.

This would make me unreasonably angry

Maybe not all the disturbances ...

Omg...this is horrific. “So Much Worse Than People Realize”: Never-Before-Seen Images Reveal Damage at U.S. Bases as Troops Describe Being Abandoned open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

Fall is in the air: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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What the actual fuck

“Days of Our Lives”, but still. 😂😂😂

Now there are four online places I'm required to use ID.me to login and I'm just waiting for the inevitable data email.

Trump on Jon Husted: "He was a great football stud…I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before, it's not my thing…I looked at his ass and then I looked at his legs and I said, 'His ass—it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his feet and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

New Mexico Governor responds to tRump about name change: "Good idea! I'll get right on that."

It was the what the fuck of times, it was the fuck this shit of times

JD Vance comparing his administration's economy to the Titanic means Yale definitely owes all of us an apology.

Truth 👇

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This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger