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Does exposing yourself as a total dumbass help or hurt in republican politics

Can’t spell bear without Reba

Wow Miss Rachel wah wah wahs from the outside in and Zohran wah wah wahs from the inside out, there’s so many ways to be alive

To the list of new laws we need in 2029- let’s toss on that nothing can be named after the sitting President. History can decide if you deserve a ship with your name on it, you and your lackeys cannot.

Nintendo call me I’m seeing some real synergy here with the RobboBlobbo bloblobber

BP not only funded the research behind the influential “Wedges” climate science paper, but company execs even tried to revise versions of it. “Chaps, I have had a go at rewriting the paper,” a BP climate adviser wrote the researchers at one point.

He’s ready

Is Slippy a fox-sized toad or does he have a tiny spaceship?

“And we’re going to make the moon pay for it”

@elon ur dumb fortune.com/2026/03/19/d...

Was it the 45th by any chance

I love how the guy who does the Chet character is compelled to regularly release videos reminding us he’s actually hot in real life

I’m just glad someone did

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

Listening closer I believe the majority of chants are saying "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion!"

My brain ignores the pads and processes hockey goalies as simply humans with double the mass. When a goalie does something athletic I can’t help it I’m like “wow it’s amazing to move like that with that build”

The Lord of the Rings films (2001-2003) are Christmas movies.

Hadn’t thought about it until now but I just realized Johnny Knoxville is probably a stage name. I wikipediaed it and was not ready for Philip Clapp

Some might say employees should refrain from construction on the White House grounds, to include the east wing, without prior approval

“What we need is a Jafar of the 𝓛𝓮𝓯𝓽”

This only works as a negotiating tactic if all parties acknowledge that Dems care about these people and their livelihoods while the administration does not. Source: Politico share.google/i6wy8cgj5nTf...

How the president imagines vaccinated children

Boy oh boy will I have a response to this Jimmy Kimmel situation as soon as the government announces how we’re allowed to feel about it

Favorite Robert Redford story: Mike Nichols telling RR he couldn’t be in The Graduate: “I said, ‘You can never play a loser.’ Redford said, ‘Of course I can play a loser!’ I said, ‘Have you ever struck out with a girl?’ And he said, ‘What do you mean?’ And he wasn’t joking.”

This administration has ceded the 21st century to China.

Sucks but this is a capital offense now as I understand it

If this happens a few more hundred times I’m going to start wondering if the big issue in 2016 really was handling of documents.

Are the board of directors holding their vote in 2014?

But where can we find a sentient whale penis brought to life via demon magic who also believes in Medicare for All?

Either she’s dumber than everyone in the world or the whole “horrified but reasonable centrist” thing is an act

Back to his old job I guess. I hope he didn’t do anything to absolutely torch his credibility with his podcast audience

If at first you don’t succeed, and if at second you don’t succeed, and if at third you don’t succeed, and if at fourth y

How are we still doing takes that imply he is capable of change or growth

lmao

Don’t feel like I’ve seen Fox News visit any diners to tell Trump voters to escape their echo chamber, but if there’s a space that leans left these people lose their minds

Smart plan for the AI to start with these bland boys. Trying to fake someone with personality like Mamdani would be spotted immediately

Counting the days til it leaks that he had to be talked out of calling it “Party X”

But wait a second… the biggest liar in the world promised there would be no Medicaid cuts!!!

🙋🏼‍♂️ Excuse me Mr. Rubio isn’t this famously what you did like a month ago?

“Minute” rice takes 15 minutes and we’ve all just accepted it

Tony the Tiger has prehensile stripes, it’s canon

Bill Maher Acquire Object Permanence Challenge

Fun to rewatch The Saint and realize the plot is, literally, that a women has cracked cold fusion but just hasn’t had 90 minutes to put her cold fusion post it notes in the right order RIP Val Kilmer

Boy oh boy 2 or 3 more generations of this and I might start questioning if running government like a business is the best idea!!

lol standing a mile away so he can crop it out after the breakup

0% chance his personal money was exchanged.

I cancelled Paramount+ two days ago and when asked why I said “waiting to see if you support your people or cave to Trump” and now they suddenly have courage. I guess one guy really can change the world.