Christopher Roberts

inquisitive chicken.

i’m pretty sure social algorithms are just the perfection of chain e-mails. sure you don’t always message a post link to someone, but you give it attention which automatically does the forwarding part for you. and y’all, chain e-mails sucked. right?

deconstructing my faith was always sort of fun, but deconstructing myself is unhinged.

If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

i like to think of myself as fairly informed, but for some reason i just realized michele tafoya is the same human i know from the sportsball. 🤯 1) no. 2) R’s really going all in on the popularity contest, particularly sports people?

did that one philosopher dude ever say that life *was* pointless, or just that it was helpful to think about it that way for his own survival?

we had all decided, or been told, that we should work to be our best. instead of all getting healthier together, we blew it. we took a chance on a work ethic and ended up distributing $1 trillion to a space ranger and advertising during “hydration breaks.”

1) you’re allowed one day. one day more than you should be. 2) you can’t even see them if it isn’t night time! wth are we doing!?

had a woman tell me at a gig today that i sound like cat stevens. so, ya know, i’ve pretty much hit my peak.

Sometimes you don’t need a clever name or catchy slogan.

the pink starburst was a stroke of culinary genius.

“paid protesters” and all. every accusation is a projection.

there’s a what now? jeez. this place looks like if @meowwolf.com’s omega mart wasn’t an art exhibit.

fuck parkinson’s. i’m sorry, but why is shrinking so good??

It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag

this alt halftime thing is apparently throwing some wild shade at bad bunny for speaking against ice, but they picked the guy who sang “young ladies, i like ‘em underage” as their headliner of choice for “[entire families]” of folks “who love america?” what a wild timeline.

twin cities drum collective protest against ICE on nicollet mall in downtown minneapolis. drummer in front of the mary tyler moore statue has a trans rights flag and the other drums say “PRINCE WOULD BE PISSED” and “ICE OUT”

I have never loved Minneapolis more than I do in this moment.

this thread is exactly the best of what i have experienced living in minnesota. somehow i believe we’re built for this moment.

The basketball moms are organizing The dorky pastors are organizing The preschool parents are organizing The dive bar regulars are organizing The book clubs are organizing The taekwando dojongs are organizing The uncles group chat is organizing

friend: you have a schitt’s creek meme for everything, don’t you? me:

this majestic friend visited our backyard this evening. we’ve heard them, but never seen them here!

enjoyed the opportunity to say hello to this friend as she wandered between the houses in our neighborhood this evening.

post a banger that’s not in english

“you will be visited by three spirits”

game day in green bay. cold. dark. game on. #gopackgo

i’m all in on the blue jays, and i’d hate to have a team i’ve loved for a whole five minutes let me down.

he said the quiet part out loud again 🤷‍♂️

when you make fried okra with too much egg, you end up with breakfast. i’m not mad about it.

Are you not naturally gifted? It will take 10-20 years of hard work to truly master your art, and there’s no guarantee of financial success. Are you naturally gifted? Congratulations! It will take 10-20 years of hard work to truly master your art, and there’s no guarantee of financial success.

Quick everybody cast their phones into the fires of Mount Doom

I don't understand how cicadas only scream once every seventeen years like my god the restraint