John Roddy

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

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Tax Returns for Batman Purposes

The DOJ only barely managed to pull their penis out of the toaster in that hearing. Stanley Woodward had grabbed it and shoved it right back in.

Sources tell me that Paxton is looking forward to ending at the Alamo because he'll get to meet Santa!

Make a war film rubbish. Das Bootloop

Wait…the guy approving the tree removals for the NPS is literally named Frank Lands?

Just Shoot Me, Seinfeld

Most of us know that Marbury v Madison "established judicial review" and stuff. But what if I told you that a lame duck President colluded with the Senate to appoint loads of judges after he left, and the Supreme Court discovered judicial review mostly to ignore that? The full story is worth it.

@remedygames.com knows it's spider time.

Perry asks why the feds are agreeing to attorneys fees while objecting to a special prosecutor. Whalen says they're not conceding any wrongdoing on the fees question. They're just not fighting it.

Louisiana demands that the Supreme Court reinstate Prigg v Pennsylvania immediately.

As an overseas voter, I was very surprised when I did not receive my general election ballot as required under the law. youtu.be/xOERrcNXfZA

The DOJ more or less admits that they were being willingly blind to the fact that the final order dissolved the stay, which is all the 1st Circuit clarified.

When you're begging for help because your penis is on fire, and the administration runs up carrying a mallet.

Not me, but I have decreed that the pulsar in the Crab Nebula is officially renamed in honor of my father, Patrick.

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if lesbian bars in towns I've never been to don't ease their mask mandates, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and for him for the fourth time in 2028.

"This is not your grandparents' Democratic Party" he says, literally using rhetoric from the 30's. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franksg...

Brain++;

BREAKING: Kash Patel announces an aggressive campaign against Rick Scott--

Important to remember: patient info was already protected thanks to the efforts of groups like the ACLU. These hospitals did not settle to protect anyone. They did it because they wanted to, and everyone (including state prosecutors) should treat it as such.

Attention normies: did you really believe that the attacks on trans healthcare were going to begin and end with them? Welcome to the world where the doors for politicized healthcare have already been swung open.

lmao

FYI: the guy who was trying to shame trans voters for demanding better from the candidates is currently trying to argue that rocks are sentient.

Gothic 1 Remake. …oh no. This one has soooooooo many layers.

Guys, this isn't hard. Yes, it is *unquestionably* better for D's to win over R's even when said D's are awful on trans rights. Simultaneously, we can *and must* demand better of said D's. DO NOT allow them to win and think their regressive stance is the new norm. That is the ask.

If you ever find yourself having to make a choice between Nazis and people you find annoying, and you even give a moment of thought to choosing the Nazis, then stop. Go look in the mirror and ask that moron why they ended up like this. Do not walk away until you have an answer.

The world needs more lesbian. It's time to contribute.

The Missouri Supreme Court and federal court have effectively banned Missouri from using *any* maps for the upcoming election. This overview won't make sense of that (honestly, nobody can say this point), but it will explain why SoS Hoskins is responsible for breaking literally everything.

An excellent example of the rhetoric used by right-wingers. These things are all technically correct, and have always been taught in schools. It's just that, well...the British Empire did *other* things too. And, uhh, those need to be taught as well.

Betelgeuse is at the very end of its life. When it first ignited, the dinosaurs had already been extinct for over 50 million years.

It's a bad day for companies with butthole logos.

And let us not forget everybody's favorite wasp: the tarantula hawk.

The next time you read about eggs being recalled due to salmonella contamination, I want you to remember this photo.

Late last week, the HHS released a report claiming to show a link between "transgender ideology" and political violence. Among other bizarre features of this unpublished, non-peer reviewed paper it included a grand total of 13 transgender people. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Make a band bigger: KMF-DAYUMMM

We have a spacecraft orbiting *Jupiter* because solar panels got so good that they can work in the outer solar system. And there's a space station orbiting the planet for longer than your kids have been alive that's running entirely on solar.

Temu Ernie and Dollar Tree Bert have very strong opinions. Or something.

The number of penis-related injuries among ICE agents is about to increase exponentially.