Madness Table

All these billionaire dummies trying to take over governments and use squid glands to live forever, and meanwhile Mariska Hargitay is going to be the main religious figure in 2625 because she executive produced thirty seasons of her being the Living Messiah.

This is the real way that AI is like NFTs and crypto: all of them are taking money that could be used to do something in the real world, and putting it towards the wealthy getting wealthier while providing nothing of value.

7 years ago I made a DJ set that's just Ray Parker Jr.'s Ghostbusters song over 100 other different bits of music (some well-known, some less so) and it goes on for nearly 50 minutes and working on it gave me lasting brain damage

Infinite Jester

So true.

Or as I called it, eighth grade

I like a vow that includes an “if we can manage” portion. Sometimes vengeance just isn’t convenient.

Working the midnight shift at the 24-Hour Video I discovered a trove of VHSes with baffling titles and spectacular art, priced at $80 to own. They were worth so much more.

*looking at my ridiculous fonts folder including dozens of types of dings* fuck yeah

Extremely horny for women who are too smart to put up with my shit

I have this thought every time I see one of these flat-ass motherfuckers

It’s like the Gift of the Magi except not really at all

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

I'm partial to this one

I wish democrats had strong convictions

it’s been two hours and it’s still going. guitar center webmaster da gawd

The exemplar of this was that 15 minutes Musk was blithering about an “America Party” that would represent “80% of the people”. Massive polarization all across society but the billionaire’s whims party will definitely poll like ice cream and orgasms.

calling off work with severe 90s poisoning

I spent more than 24 actual hours fucking with the original, I am so down

I’m an ND white guy and I could be making so much money saying “if there’s a 10, 5, even a 1% chance this makes magic real, then we have a moral imperative to do everything we can“ on a stage at the Aspen Ideas Festival

“people make fun of Dick Wolf’s name but that’s not even his real name. it’s Richard Penis.” — mariska hargitay at the #emmys making me laugh harder than i should’ve

YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT

I DESPERATELY need your help with something, even if it’s just sharing this skeet: I’m working on a piec about the evolution of video games and the KEY to my story is a guy named Oscar Munoz who worked for Sega in the early 1990s I’ve tried everything to find him and social media is my last resort

Idk seems like a reasonable punishment for a 10% chance of ending humanity. Meet hyperbole with hyperbole, extremism with extremism.

Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.

“If you think about it AI data centres are actually the Jews because people lie about both” breathtaking stuff

Society that had centuries of civil war and old mad kings doin ultimogeniture to try to get the longest time between successions possible. Also makes it real easy for viziers/eunuchs to influence the young kings, surely an unintended side effect.

the kinds of memes my brothers send me

It’s gay tekno

As the Anthropocene grinds on, anytime things turn out to be worse than expected, there will conspiracizing about who made it worse.

When Romney called half the population useless eaters, it was a leak from a closed door meeting; the AI guys are doing it as very public advertising.

Shocking confirmation today that the following types of guy do not and may never have had human souls:

Look at this fuckin guy

Puella Magi Madonkler Majonkler

Say what you will about the duplo block style, it’s a dumbass look with a history, and at least it’s consistent

Look I think we can all agree he could have used some stress relief

EA, or “Ayn Rand from the Year Thirty Thousand”

Delighted by this tbh

Just moved, the cafe near my new place is having a BYO board game night, and I’m super pumped to meet some new folks and wear my new shirt.

Alas he is western, not French, Canadian

“[Xitter is] the place where the people who run the real world make sense of what’s happening” is true and a profound civilizational embarrassment.