ronk.

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imagine getting dragged out to an active war zone by your boss & getting shredded by an IRGC drone strike while filming a skit with this guy

US orders embassy staff to leave Saudi Arabia as WWE Crown Jewel remains scheduled for Riyadh

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in terms of Recounting a Joke at a Party or Social Event, i like to try to get em here in pic 1 - and finishing…here in pic 2

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look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees

no one: the millennial trainer in the 20 minute youtube weight training class before switching to DB squats:

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Every time my brain thinks "I'm a loser" I append it with "no, i'm a *sexy* loser" that's what cognative behavioral therapy is all about

my friend and I left the theater for the first Jurassic World and raged all night about it. it’s like if there was a poorly written videogame based on a movie that was also made into an actual movie. it’s crazy how there’s 7 movies in this “franchise” and, save for 1, all of them are dogshit

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fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman

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Replying to @raxkingisdead.bsky.social

my bologna has a first name and it’s F u c k ICE

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BREAKING: The Democratic Party to be split into two organizations: "Communism Two" will handle actual legislation and as consolation "The Good Manners Gang" will serve as a makework program for friends and family of the wealthy until their assets can be seized by the state.