Rowenna Miller

I, a nonfootballish person, spent most of the game giggling that the logo looked more like lix than LIX and pronouncing it licks. Super Bowl Licks.

I bought myself a present and I’m using it so much and I really love it and oh noes I’m now one of those people aren’t I.

My kids discovered that you can sing “So Long Farewell Auf Wiedersehen Good Bye” to the melody from “Look Down” in Les Mis and I will never again know peace (but I am duly impressed by their enthusiasm).

Well it’s going to be face stripping cold and possibly dump a foot or so of snow on us this weekend but it’s ok because I bought Nutella.

I’ll be in conversation with the fabulous @rowennam.bsky.social this Friday at The Whispering Shelf in Indianapolis. ❤️📚 #booklaunch #books #writer #author #bookevents

“We’re running out of good ideas.” What? No we’re not? Who says this? What an utterly bogus premise to even begin from.

For the record, this is still true.

To get me in the holiday spirit, I'm reading @rowennam.bsky.social 's reimagining of The Nutcracker, my favorite Christmas story. 🎄❄️ #whatimreading #yafantasy #thepalaceofillusions #rowennamiller #christmastime

These clowns trying to turn everything into vocational education are preparing students for an economy that won't exist in four years. NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE JOBS WILL BE. "A.i." major? Christ almightly. Deeply irresponsible.

Winter sunrise.

also if you want free literature??? go to the library!! that's what they're there for!!!

People who pirate books: “I just think art and literature should be FREE to everyone!” Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.

Me an international Art Police officer grabbing a thief surrounded by his spoils. "I have you at last! Jail for you! For ten thousand years!" Art Thief "But I'm using it to train my AI." Me. "Me, oh, sorry, be about your business. I'll close the door on my way out."

Nobody asked for this! We just wanted to be able to add images to Word docs without the formatting going haywire, have y’all fixed that yet?

Look, The Haunting of Hill House and House on Haunted Hill are both beautiful and delightful in their own ways.

What a lovely morning to fill out a class action claim form. La la la la sunshine and autumn leaves and screw you AI and la de dum de dah.

Important information from the Richard Scarry book I picked up at the charity shop

Also, at least scam the correct author. I’ve gotten these clearly intended for other recipients about books I did not write. Like I’m sorry that Rando P Author III is criminally underrated but I ain’t them, soooo.

We are delighted to reveal the cover for First Mage on The Moon by @cameronjohnston.bsky.social! Ella is on a mission to reach the moon–even if that incurs a little blasphemy (and Unity interference). Look for it April 14, 2026 from @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social! reactormag.com/cover-reveal...

Sitting on the screen porch during a gentle thunderstorm: a thing I will never get tired of.

The reason many of the commentators don’t like Bluesky is because the infrastructure is set up in a way that no longer benefits them. On Twitter it was always easier to gain an audience by purposefully saying things that upset people. Getting ratio-ed was a tactic. Here, that’s much harder.

Well I figured out why the door to the chicken coop keeps breaking.

The uptick in “our book club wants to read your book!” followed by expensive fees to share with their members is absolutely wild. Be careful? These scams wouldn’t be so prolific if they didn’t work every now and again.

I didn’t have “discover a bat colony in a loose window frame at my parents’ house” in my plans for the weekend but here we are. (Yes bats are really cool no I didn’t come into contact with any of them yes I’ve already googled histoplasmosis.)

When you get out the big ladder for some home maintenance but notice there’s already a vulture circling. Great sign. Really great.

I Read Your Essay About What You Did Last Summer But I’m Pretty Sure It Was Plagiarized Please See Me After Class

Anyone who says a book is badly edited because there's like two typos really needs to give it a try from this side and see how they do.

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

I have been in transit for over 24 hours and have become a gremlin on one of the country’s last blessed interurban trains, hoovering Burger King French fries in the same clothes I wore yesterday. Say hi if you see me.

Honestly deeply disappointed I’m traveling home today and will miss this!!

Had a great time at WorldCon, best part was seeing so many friends, now I’m at the airport, I think I fixed the beginning of the next book, update now complete.

Made it!

my statement on Ai from the mini-comic I'm making as syllabus for a new class I'm teaching this fall. It's simple, but I pretty much said all I have to say on it - it robs you of decisions and struggle - and the joy of being surprised. It robs you of learning...

I’m headed to WorldCon next week—if we’re friends, let’s try to cross paths! If we’re not friends yet, let’s try to remedy that!

I have been largely absent from socials this summer but hi, have some baby chicks.

I know a lot of novelists. No one I know writes “slop.” On the side or not.

Oooof man, “this industry requires this unethical behavior” arguments age like milk…see “but the cotton industry” vs abolition and “but coal mining” vs child labor laws for only two examples.

Think I’ll get canned if I make this required reading for my students?

The question I’ve never had someone answer to any satisfaction when it comes to AI is “Why would you want to outsource thinking? Why would you cede your freedom of creation and expression and ideation to someone else, let alone a computer program?”

Fun thing—you can enter to win a copy of my (written by a real human) book in Goodreads! www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...

This! The limited space available for book coverage and it gets allocated to...fake books.

You know, I thought "Best Books for Summer" and similar lists rehashing variations on the same 20-30 titles over and over wasn't great, but at least they featured real books people could, presumably, read.

You know, it really hurts to keep seeing my fake books passed over for lists like this. My imaginary books are just as good as these hallucinated books.

Today I sewed a lot and read a book and watched the chickens run around their yard a little while and I highly recommend this restorative regime.

*crab-walked