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Mr. Proops is both on the right side of history AND quotes Sweet? Retweet x 10000000000

I don't know that there is a definitive line to cross that makes you say, "I live in a police state now" but when masked gunmen can routinely brutalize the public, citizen or immigrant alike, with impunity, you have reached that point.

Make America Nicki’s Ass Again

I don’t know if the original post is true. If it is….wow these people shouldn’t be running anything. Not the country, not the local PTA.

Listen, it's treason. It's treason. He committed treason. Not even once either. He did this same shit a few years back. He is actively giving aid and comfort to our enemies while attacking an ally. You'd think the media and political elite would make a fuss about it. It's just insane, all of it.

If you build it they will come. If you’re an ass they’ll build their own.

What To Know About Trump’s Russia Diesel Deal — theonion.com/what-to-know...

In other news the farmers market is popping. Tomatoes are still available in October? For the same price as the supermarket? Prepare for too many tomatoes on the counter.

I love how when a rich person says something untrue everyone jumps in to defend/deny. Remember when people would say stupid shit and everyone would nod and say "no" and continue with their day?

Don’t take it for granted. VOTE

We are sensing a pattern

The United States continues to help Putin murder civilians in Ukraine

The “Tommy” shown in this viral video from Abdul El-Sayed is a former staffer for Sen. Josh Hawley and the son of a GOP strategist. For nearly five minutes, El-Sayed questioned the man about his understanding of the Constitution and the religious freedom it affords all Americans. Simply brilliant.

Will never not be proud of this

Dealing with this in real time, I have to agree

I love that my first reaction was Weird Carbohydrates?

This is why AI will never replace us. Read the whole thread. 98 and counting.

Zelenskyy's statements are dramatic, but also accurate, after Russian ballistic missiles cause scores of deaths largely as a result of the failure of the US to share missile launch data with the Ukrainians, coupled with Musk's unplugging fo Ukraine's missile defenses.

Slava Ukraini! Heroiam Slava!

My we are having quite the post-Nobel tantrum

Fun Fact:

Spoiler alert: no.

Johnny's birthday

I feel like we should be developing the general literacy that this is a form of very obvious engagement bait

Can a barrage of anti-trans ads and staged assassination attempts lift the GOP to victory in November? This strategist thinks so.

DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms https://theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptive-autopsy-into-why-they-lost-midterms/

"Sorry about your dead kid. Hey, you want to see my fancy party room? Look at that gold! Lotta gold. I got a new helicopter, too! Do you feel better now about sacrificing your child on my altar? Worth it, right? Look at that gold."

I keep forgetting Jimmy Fallon exists

I just hope nations around the world appreciate how hard we’ve worked to stress their economies, force them to drive down their strategic reserves, close small businesses, pay more for fuel, learn about the Strait of Hormuz, watch jingoism re-emerge…but wait, there’s more!

"They won't know what hit them," a topless and strangely muscular leftist man growled, the giant "PRONOUNS ONLY" tatoo on his chest rippling as he spoke. "Good. Very good," Mamdani said, hoisting himself on top of his socialist bicycle. "Make them squeal and holler. Then? Deliver city services."

We actually don't hate this administration enough

She's even worse than we thought.

Can we be evil back?

Can we be evil back?

This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.

The number of times/day I want to post “Huh. Votes have repercussions. Who’d have thunk.” I need to make a keyboard shortcut.

I want to believe this position will stick all week

It’s fine. Everything’s fine. It didn’t affect me personally, therefore it doesn’t exist. I am excused from trying to help.

2nd book I’ve preordered this month bc Bsky recommendation

Words I have never put together: A new crop of adult puppeteers … is embracing the racy and radical possibilities of puppetry

The predominant fashion choice in the East village is athleisure wear and I weep for history #olddon’t@me

Can’t think of a better Fuck’em for a Sunday afternoon