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Does your local library have a @mariabamford.bsky.social poster in the lobby?

Do people that work at SNL know they could just kick Lorne Michaels right in the dick at any time because he isn’t expecting it? I feel like they don’t know.

Didn’t see the new He-man movie in theaters, but it’s streaming now, so I guess I’ll have a look. I didn’t know Bam Margera was in this…

I desperately hope they full on “weekend at Bernie’s “ Mitch and tie a string to his hand to make him wave at people n shit.

Maybe if we ask really nicely they’ll just let the U.S. play another elimination match?

@watchdarkweb.bsky.social For anyone that hasn’t watched it yet… youtu.be/wVGnRylZ9CI

If you want to know how old I was when something happened, I’m not going to do the math because it will make me sad.

@gilozeri.bsky.social post over here already! The watermelon. Post the watermelon!

Why can’t ai figure out how to cool itself off?

I hope New Yorkers come together like when they saved Peter Parker on that train to yell “Epstein’s friend” all night long.

Give it up for the American healthcare system!

If I was in charge of a nation’s health and fitness, but my boss threw a hissy fit every time he didn’t get his McDonald’s I’d probably go on a war against autism too.

It’s weird how Trump can go scorched earth on any Republican who advocated releasing the Epstein files and the media doesn’t treat it like a pretty conclusive admission of guilt.

In fairness to that caller on @jordanjessego.bsky.social, I absolutely did name the show at a job interview and I absolutely did not get hired for that job.

This is the person who decides if we get vaccines.

I don’t really get why circular hand motions didn’t become the standard signal for guys looking for handjobs. Much classier than the jerk off motion and it would have been a nice tribute to the legacy of Pat Morita.

Very disappointing that there isn’t a documentary called “The Rise and Fall of the Red Hot Chili Peppers”

It is impossible for modern parents to explain the phenomenon of Mr. T to the youth of today

Every comedian should be able to entertain any audience. Each piece of music in the world should appeal to anyone who can hear. All food that exists should taste excellent to every sentient being. Everyone on the internet should agree with, like, and share this post.

Found a book for @toddglass.bsky.social at the library

Extra sloppy Steve Bannon

Is Orban the guy Hawkgirl dropped in the new Superman?

Sorry the copy is hard to read but apparently my great great grandfather was a P F Tompkins and he got hit by a train. @pftompkins.bsky.social, wherever you are, please always be on the lookout for trains.

Debating if I should make this my desktop background at work…

My bigger complaint about the new Devo documentary is that it is seven hours too short.

If you’re wondering if my local library has had any more Richard Simmons stuff, I’ll be dropping a big announcement soon!

I never figured I’d see two Mr. Bean channels showing Mr.Bean nonstop, but Plex is making it happen.

I have a new appreciation for Michael Ian Black 💜

Happy Wet Day to “Wet” @alyankovic.bsky.social

What the F, where the F? @pftompkins.bsky.social

RFK Jr planning a big press conference next week to announce what plants crave. Can’t wait!

@jimmypardo.com can you get Griffin from @blankcheck.bsky.social on to help @mynameisgaron.bsky.social sell his media collection or convince him not to sell it?

NPR walked so the Nordstrom podcast could run.

I didn’t mean to check out two books from the library that go together like this. Having libraries was fun while it lasted.

Again no Richard Simmons books at the library but at least they had an OFFICIAL superhero cookbook. Enough with the knockoffs! OFFICIAL of gtfo! #superman

Will pay any sound-engineer in the press-pool 10k cash to paint the mic to look like a dick. That’s cold cash. 10k.

@watchdarkweb.bsky.social Post that JG lawyer clip over here.

San Francisco

Mitch McConnell could have stopped Trump dead in Jan. 2021, but was, “worried about the midterms.” An historic orgasm of shortsighted naïveté. Now, rejected by his own party, despised by everyone else, the once indomitable Machiavelli of the GOP shuffles offstage to silence. F#*! You, Mitch.

The surprise musical guest was Samuel L Jackson, just as I predicted! #Superbowl

I found another photo of a Richard Simmons book that was on sale at my library. Taken Sept 11, 2023. I regret being too poor to buy it.

Why does this old Richard Simmons book that was for sale at the library look like it was entirely generated by Ai?