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You Can See Everything is one of the best movies I have ever seen. Absolutely bananas. Highest recommend.

Also good luck to mlb as they try to force a lockout under the “small market teams have no chance” narrative on the heels of the Brewers, Guardians or Rays winning the World Series. Whoopsies!

We can’t have universities expelling kids for protesting genocide and then look the other way while their students sexually assault people.

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They keep managing to find new lows.

Happy International Lesbian Day

while we're all mad about the police waking us up to tell us stuff we don't need to know, it's likely a good time to tell you things they really would prefer you didnt know the number of people shot and killed by the police in the united states is preparing for its yearly cross over 1000

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

They were cool with the racism, sexism, bigotry, corruption, dismantling of social services and common decency, burning every ally, shooting American citizens in the face in the street, the insurrection, Trump being besties with Epstein etc etc. But once the price of gas got too high it was over.

It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.

Trans rights are human rights. Don’t fuck with my trans homies or you’re not a friend of mine.

The video that cracked a thousand eggs

Beware of anyone who is wistful about the aftermath of 9/11. It was a trauma blender of shock, grief, blood thirst, and racism— and it ushered in our surveillance state.

So fuckin sick of summer

Genuinely the least it has ever made sense to spend money on a Magic product. Print these for [close to] free.

This was always the direction Magic was heading once the community decided not to gatekeep the UB folks. Marketing will continue to be directed towards the slop-eating crowd because they are bigger and spend more money. It hurts every aspect of Magic. I miss when Magic was good.

Dolly Parton was an angel on earth. But the outpouring of grief over her death is also a primal scream that the most wretched, greedy, amoral men on earth are holding this country hostage with their wealth and corruption. Dolly was the antithesis to all that and we need her light more than ever.

“having a bizarre obsession with a daddy figure is not uncommon in right-wing households” good point Amy, people on the right are freaks. they’re freaks and they’re worse than us.

The slop for hogs post is evergreen.

It really does seem like these refs are doing everything possible to push the top teams through

I miss blocks.

Fire Egypt into the sun. And the refs. And Mr. Fifa. And Mr. C. Tapia. God soccer sucks so much

Everything Trump touches dies.

Soccer is bad now

Everybody get in, you're all Norwegian today! HAALAND 🇳🇴

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

Yokoso watashi no Scooby Doo

Trans rights are human rights. Feel free to send your bitch army to my house.

A chaos Wanda for @rule0mtg.bsky.social, for their Ladies Night cube! #mtg #mtgalters

I like 9 of course

Him

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails. it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

Magic Band Names Gushuggah

It me

Pats back in the big game. Nature is healing. Plus, two more weeks to drink in the salt! Few things feel more satisfying than watching folks unravel themselves with hatred for America's favorite sports team.

Deeply unserious artist energy Secured the bag and quit

Lmao the boomers have lost their minds

My Magic hot take for the weekend. Ignore the TMNT cards. Stay off the subreddit, do not engage. Just go and enjoy the incredible set that is Lorwyn Eclipsed. A bunch of folks put a lot of love into this set, and it deserved its time to shine.

Okay, 25 followers away from 3K. Giveaway time. A custom built @clovermtg.bsky.social deck I will send to you. (US shipping only, sorry.) To enter: Follow me. Repost this post. Reply and show me your favorite uncommon MTG card. Winner selected when I reach 3K. Love y'all.

Infect might be a 9 on the storm scale, but it looks like we'll still be eating good in Lorwyn 💚🖤

gimme fuel gimme fire gimme

I NEED some last min holiday funds so I’m revealing one of the secret cards I ordered! D’ya want a foil & full art JET MEDALLION? Something unlike anything else? For just 125$ you can claim it + mystery extras! It’ll be done mid January, but you can still call it a Christmas present 😉

The dictionary is just as excited to get back to real Magic as we are 🥰 Lorwyn is truly almost here

I propose that we start a movement. #LockInForLorwyn

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