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Once more we enter the season of bandwagon-jumping ads. 'You'll be TERRIFIED by how cheap these socks are!' 'These deals will to make you rouse the dead from their graves and tell them to buy a sofa!' 'Order pizza or we'll fucking kill you with an axe!'

Creed and I to one or two periwigg shops about the Temple, having been very much displeased with one that we saw, a head of greasy and old woman’s haire, at Jervas’s in the morning; and there I think I shall fit myself of one very handsomely made.

If I were attempting some kind of reputation laundering tour I would simply not be a fucking idiot

Dark at 4.30 is it, fuck putting the clocks back

Hadley Freeman. It’s for Hadley Freeman.

"You know, like all that mental health treatment I made available when I was Health Secretary" he didn't add #cunt

Do Willow and Marina have to be friends now? #AEWCollision

Funny how the wind only seems to get wild when it's a United player trying a simple 10 yard pass

What is Tielemans supposed to be good at? He doesn't appear to be good at anything.

Been reminded of this terrible label from the Doctor Who exhibition in Blackpool

Your Harry Potter dollars funded this.

VERDICT: BLOCK JUSTIFIED

"A lot of people fear Brawling Birds because they're strong, dominant. But every creature has its perfect predator ... Something they should fear." EXCLUSIVE: Wrathlander size up their competition, the AEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions, The Brawling Birds!

I guess I'm not a genius football manager but I can't see why having a right back playing left back, a left back playing centre half and a centre half playing right back is good

The whole Arday scandal and the reaction to it makes perfect sense when you assume that, for those responsible, the death of a young black person of some modest prominence and influence was a good outcome, they're glad it happened, and would like to do it again.

As we have just seen with the NHS, as we have seen with EHRC "guidance", as we have seen with Labour's Section 28 2.0 for schools, as we see every damn day, transphobia is now policy, trans individuals rights are being removed. It is a cruel and inhumane attack against trans individuals all round.

Good. they deserve problems. Fuck 'em.

It annoys me when you're watching a World War II movie and someone is messing around trying to connect to the wifi.

On this day 1971, boxer Muhammad Ali visited Tesco at Stretford’s Arndale shopping precinct to promote Ovaltine.

Dani Luna sighting!

So often I've watched city v Liverpool hoping that both teams lose, and given that city will lose these points now they can!

This is a worse game than United v Spurs

I thought city were supposed to be stepping into some fearsome maelstrom here? It sounds like you'd expect it sound when they play Fulham

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Oh, for fuck's sake

Mainoo's looked like a different player since Baleba came on

What is Tielemans supposed to be good at? He doesn't appear to be good at anything.

Quick, Castrovalva's starting!

My pitch for a new R4 show, 'Record Store Island' Each week, a guest is asked to imagine they have been marooned indefinitely in the HMV at Westfield. They must choose eight objects from a desert island, one austerity item, and in addition of a Booby, one seabird. Hosted by Marijne Van der Flugt.

@bbc5live.bsky.social Can you ask Mark Chapman why he's acting as if subtracting one number from another, something taught early in primary school, is akin to degree level mathematics?

Don't normally do this, but I think it's a notable one today Wordle 1,939 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Jeffrey Archer, who I knew and really liked, made up huge swaths of his academic life and achievements. Even styled out his prison era. He is being now portrayed as an endearing rascal. Except. Wasn't there a fantasist recently who was hounded to the grave for just such lies?

No, Heinz, this can of soup does *not* contain 2 servings

you don't have to have a favourite right-wing politician

Is she not aware that she's the Home Secretary? Open safe routes for asylum seekers! Tell the police to stop arresting peaceful protesters! Literally all the things you complain about in this are within your power to solve!

Pain Lethargy Abscesses Gland swelling Unconsciousness Expiration Mnemonic plague

There since whenever, quantity of explosive whatever...

AEW’s Emi Sakura visits Pac’s memorial at Grey’s Monument in Newcastle 

King of the Toronto Islands

This game was supposed to kick off five minutes ago but they're busy honoring their World Cup heroes #CANCHI