Dr. Spirograph

Really proud of my friend Jesse Farrar who asked me to share this when i woke up www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

The poster I made for tonight's Eagles vs Bears game on Monday Night Football! 🦅🦅🦅

I’ve gone a decade without throwing up.

what is there only like, 3 audiobook narrators?

Seeing my art get stolen and mashed together with AI just to make ~$18 on eBay. 🤦

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

god the world cup fucking rocks

My full name is David Bianculli.

The Dire Straits of Hormuz 🎶 money for nothing it’s not a toll it’s a fee 🎶

22 men, 2 rectangles, 1 circle. It’s called The World Circle.

"WITNESS HISTORY IN DALLAS" is certainly a *choice* for an advertising slogan, FIFA.

I'm afraid the minions might be a lot of fun, actually

I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union

DONT WORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN

Zzzzzzzzzz

High as a kite everybody. Goofballs.

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

how am I supposed to work with all of this caramel on my hands 😡

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

Punctuation Phil

muting the @yourkickstartersucks.com pod when I see the mailman coming so he doesn't open the door and hear "Canada Dry tastes like semen" or whatever.

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Babababababa basketbaaaalllll

Barbie and Oppenheimer might seem like a strange double feature, but wait until you hear the charming unexpected portmanteau fans have dubbed it. Bappenbarmbie.

today's wordle was bullshit

guy crossing the street: "do not feel self conscious, no one is looking at me" me watching from my car: "BIG MAN WALKIN' IN THE BIG CIT-AYYY"

Football shows love having on a guy named “Boom”.

Oh no! My business listing is in danger of being removed by google! Why didn’t someone call me 3 times a day to warn me?!

My favorite Christmas “movie” is a book and it’s called the bible.

Can you imagine the public love immediately after finding out? Strangers embracing like family. Neighbors dragging the grill onto the sidewalk for spontaneous block parties. Every person in the country is going to get their own personal WWII sailor to sweep them into a passionate kiss.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

People who love little yellow flags absolutely eating today with these NFL games.

Drew this fat piece of shit today

I’M DEAD

Fire up the grill 🎨: RyanLynnDesign @Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly

is hardwodfloor finish. toxic reddit 2025’. ?

So glad my favorite parts of NFL are back - USAA and gambling commercials.

It took me an entire Eddie Money song to find the Gatorade at the grocery store.

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I didn't think the movie Challengers was good, but I thought it was funny how it essentially ended like the hockey episode of the Simpsons.

My super power is being able to tell when the narrator has started a new recording session while listening to an audiobook.

I love how in America we say "H", but in the UK they pronounce it as "H".

Walmart: Here's your preordered Switch 2 controller at your door at 7AM on launch day with free Pringles and a Coke! Target: Your preordered Switch 2 is still "preparing to ship" and expected by June 11th, 2032.