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Xavier Worthy and Nick Emmanwori

Jaxon Smith-Njigba in the first half: 6 catches 129 yards 1 TD He has 100+ receiving yards in six of his seven games this season

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a TradWife gets to escape and cut her marriage short to instead pursue a career. Kickers, man.

Ty Okada intercepts Mahomes

Seahawks defenders LB Uchenna Nwosu (hip) and S Nick Emmanwori (hip) are both listed as questionable and both expected to go, sources say.

Why the Seahawks may not trade for Jonathan Taylor www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...

There are bombshells and there's this www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

▫️What’s wrong with Sam Darnold? ▫️Is it time to move on from Mike McDaniel? ▫️Why can’t DAL answer the blitz? ▫️Can the HOU OH AND DAL ANSWER lead them to the playoffs? www.nytimes.com/athletic/art...

A 3-and-out that shows how good Seahawks defense is when it's really humming. First down, Leo blows up a run. Second second, D-Law blows up another. Both from 2-high safety looks 3rd/11, there's no one open, Nick Emmanwori gets to hunt the QB from the LOS and force a throwaway. High-level stuff

Seahawks guard Anthony Bradford designated for return to practice: shwks.com/ijgnnc2b

This is what I mean when I say Sam usually has all kinds of faith in JSN. This throw is ballsy but he rips it anyway.

I watched Florida taken apart by corrupt rightwing governors who destroyed so much. Oregon might not be perfect, but it has a functional government that has preserved many human rights other states have lost. Please don't take that for granted-- reelect Kotek as governor. Hold fast.

Boston Smith Caught Kade Anderson on the Farm and Aspires To Mash as a Mariner blogs.fangraphs.com/boston-smith...

Midnight Content Update 12.1.5 is HERE and brings a ton of new content ✨ ⛰️ Labyrinth adventure 🦀 Single-boss Raid (w/ Mythic Flex) 💥 Zone-wide outdoor events ❗ Campaign story quests

Did ESPN only pay for the use of two songs this year? "Worlds Apart" and "Sweet Emotion"

How I arrived on Bluesky.

If I ruled the world, I would make it the law that all AI created products are watermarked. I am sure the AI companies would have no problem with this since they keep pushing it in everyone's face, and I'm sure consumers would be fine letting everyone know they did nothing.

Yup. I'm old

His day done, Keelon Russell's last three games: 60-of-79 (76%), 970 yards, 10 TDs, 0 INTs, 107 yards rushing, 3 TDs.

🏈 #CFB #CollegeFootball Alabama 35 - 17 Mississippi State

Happy end of September to those who celebrate! youtu.be/NU9JoFKlaZ0?...

I was asked to provide access to the course on the history of American slavery that I posted on Twitter back in 2020, and I'm going to take this opportunity to post the whole thread again here with all the links to readings and sources. threadreaderapp.com/thread/12167...

Alabama's Monstrous First Half Sparks Victory Over South Carolina www.si.com/college/alab...

gotta cover that guy, Cocks

The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...

Drew Lock hits JSN for an 82 yd TD

Final Alabama 50 | 33.51 total EPA Florida State 36 | 13.01 total EPA gameonpaper.com/game/401856685

Lightning Delay Ignites No. 10 Alabama to Win over Florida State www.si.com/college/alab...

🏈 #CFB #CollegeFootball That should do it. 20 yard TD run. Alabama 50 - 36 Florida State

🏈 #CFB #CollegeFootball Ooh! That was nice. 57 yard TD run. Alabama 40 - 28 Florida State

Understanding Terrion Arnold’s contract with the Seahawks www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...

NGL, I'm really not surprised at who showed up for his book signing.

Early 2027 NFL Draft prospects Seahawks fans should keep an eye on www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...

With QB Sam Darnold expected to miss at least some time with a hip injury, Mike Salk breaks down what it means for the #Seahawks season. sports.mynorthwest.com/nfl/seattle-...

Seahawks opens Khosla era with patented ‘Seahawks Primetime BS’ game www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...

No Darnold? No problem. JSN goes 8-122-1 in Week 1

Mariners’ hardest-hit batted balls since start of 2019 (post-Nelson Cruz era): 9/11/22 Julio Rodríguez: 117.2 mph HR 8/1/23 Julio Rodríguez: 116.7 mph 1B 9/8/26 Lazaro Montes: 116.1 mph HR

It was fun doing a joint interview with @robstaton and @dantefowler in the locker room today before his first game as a Seahawk. Good stuff in there about another Brit, Aden Durde. Also a chat with Nick Kallerup and my chat with Rob. www.patreon.com/hawkblogger/...

’Man, He’s Strong’: The Conversation That Paved Ryan Coleman-Williams’ Offseason www.si.com/college/alab...

Julio Rodríguez is the first player in MLB history with 20+ home runs & 20+ SB in each of the first 5 seasons of his career Bobby Witt Jr. will join the list with four more homers

"Better than my dream." 🥹 #Mariners OF Lázaro Montes discussed his MLB debut what he remembers from hitting his first home run in the big leagues. 🔱 FULL 📺: youtu.be/lF98Vz1WSc8

some thoughts on nine prospects who’ve been called up in the last week around roster expansion, including Ethan Salas, Walker Jenkins, and Laz Montes: www.nytimes.com/athletic/755...

‘Hard Knocks’: Seattle Seahawks season finale recap, highlights, and what we learned www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...

#RollTide EDGE Yhonzae Pierre is the star attraction if you're tuning into #Alabama this weekend Flashed high-end athletic traits last season but still a really raw pass rusher that you have to scheme around at this point Arrow is pointing up! draft.allcitynetwork.com/prospects/yh...

I went to both the PG All-American and Under Armour Next games to see some of the top HS players for the 2027 draft. here are my combined notes on the two games: www.nytimes.com/athletic/755...

HOME RUN Cal Raleigh (15) 378 ft (39°, 108.5 mph) off Zack Wheeler (95.0 mph 4-seam, 2490 rpm) PHI 1-SEA 5 (B1, 1-0, 1 out) https://www.mlb.com/video/cal-raleigh-homers-15-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-field-taylor-ward-scores-300v30

Randy Arozarena is the 7th player with a leadoff and walk-off home run in the same game, joining: 8/17/26 Pete Crow-Armstrong 8/7/10 Chris Young 7/19/09 Ian Kinsler 6/15/03 Reed Johnson 6/25/00 Darin Erstad 5/7/57 Vic Power @EliasSports