Satan

Satan

@satan.wsocial.eu

Enemy of the people | Writer; ranter; swearer. I repost creatives and stuff I find funny I'm also awesome. GWRH - 666 typos in a single tweet.

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Satan
@satan.wsocial.eu

Every single book of mine on my website is now pay what you want. No need to pirate, the site has simple guides to transfering the files. So, what do you want? AI slop, or human madness Your call.

Satan
@satan.wsocial.eu

Today I was out with my humans book. I got very drunk, stumbled into a boozer, called everyone a bunch of cunts, puked on the floor and took a shit in the charity collection thing They kicked me out. Can't believe I got kicked out for carrying my book.

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MeidasTouch
@meidastouch.com

There it is. Elon Musk admits it. “That loophole was closed last week.” In a deranged post on X, Musk openly acknowledges that SpaceX recently restricted Ukraine’s ability to use Starlink.

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Phteven
@2fbs.bsky.social

Everything you need to know about the iPhone Duo... 1) you're in a cult. 2) you just paid $4 grand for a phone 3) see (1)

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Steve B
@steveb.wsocial.eu

How to say W in different languages: Bulgarian: no W - Ш is 'Sh' Czech: dvojité vé Danish/Norwegian/Swedish: double-v Dutch: wee / ʋe Estonian: kaksisvee Finnish: kaksois-vee French: double vé German: We / ve Icelandic: tvöfalt vaff Polish: wu / vu Portuguese: duplo vê Spanish: doble ve / uve doble

Satan
@satan.wsocial.eu

Read books, human less.

Satan@satan.wsocial.eu

Every single book of mine on my website is now pay what you want. No need to pirate, the site has simple guides to transfering the files. So, what do you want? AI slop, or human madness Your call.

Satan
@satan.wsocial.eu

If AI is so smart, super if you will, then shouldn't it be taking the jobs of the 'wealth creators'? Aren't we always being told how smart these humans are?

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John-Paul Keates
@jpkeates.wsocial.eu

In England (and possibly elsewhere in the UK) you have to have a licence to operate a drone. The annual fee is £12.34 a year - which I'm convinced is just what someone put in as a dummy, and no one changed it.

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Steve B
@steveb.wsocial.eu

Okay, how did UK drone licencing know my security access code?

John-Paul Keates@jpkeates.wsocial.eu

In England (and possibly elsewhere in the UK) you have to have a licence to operate a drone. The annual fee is £12.34 a year - which I'm convinced is just what someone put in as a dummy, and no one changed it.

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Steve B
@steveb.wsocial.eu

If you have an upstairs, leave the light on up there to make passing giraffes' eyes sparkle at night.

Satan
@satan.wsocial.eu

My human was asked out on a date recently. What kind of fucked up creature would ask my human out. I politely declined on his behalf and told them to seek help. Mental health needs far more funding and research to stop this nonsense.

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David Valla
@dave-v-of-oz.wsocial.eu

Meta is reportedly calling its massive data centers "experimental" to claim a research tax credit. Try telling the IRS your kitchen renovation was a science project. Or your new car was a lab experiment. That's a rigged tax code. [Senator Elizabeth Warren]

Satan
@satan.wsocial.eu

Fuck AI. I use wordhippo just as the universe intended, expected, meant, proposed, advised, anticipated, envisioned, calculated, planned,projected, promised, scheduled, targeted, destined, counted on, hoped-for, arranged designed, purposed, determined, estimated, outlined, awaited, predicted.

Satan
@satan.wsocial.eu

There's a post doing the rounds about the Russian data centre. Leaving aside the fact I'd like it to be true, it's claiming Twitter has had a 50% traffic drop. Use your critical thinking

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Satan
@social-hell.uk

I wrote this during one of the Tory confer.. comedy events. Didn't take long, I was listening to the stones at the time. I liked the ending and the names

Satan@social-hell.uk

Oh, Hello there. It's #storytime Today's story is Politics & Rambling — A Political Farce. by Satan #PlanToPlan #PoliticalTheatre #EmptyPromises