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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (AP) — Dolores Huerta, United Farmworkers co-founder and civil rights icon, has died, her family says.

Remember when stores used to actually stock product instead of just assuming you'll only come in on the off chance you can't even wait for next-day shipping from Amazon?

had to check something on twitter for work today, and it was legit like going into a haunted house. i saw some frightening things, and even though they were all fake, the performance of it all in and of itself was terrifying.

See and this is the problem with today's culture. Back in my day, a real cigarette used to get you a whole 10-15 minutes standing outside work shooting the shit with other people who wanted to die.

They've got this Rolling Stone list ... i'm trying to figure out how to make a Rolling Stone LIST to the POLLS

Rolling Stone top X-hundred list of best post pop neo wave grungecore hits from the last fortnight, brought to you by fortnite

Makes me think of the line from Bojack about how people get frozen in time when they get famous. Women in their 30s aren't his age, he just still think he's their age.

The AI WNBA watch party flyers i'm seeing all over IG are so awful

Five calls from Ohio numbers about my Medicare benefits this morning. The last one was clearly using an AI to speak to me. No one wants to work anymore.

Harry Potter is fascist propaganda btw.

Tim Scott can use the t slur. The only reason we can't clock him as a closet case is because he's spent years standing next to Lindsey Graham. (This is a joke.)

Wearing my millennial skinny jeans with my brand new keds to a fancy restaurant in the suburbs with my gun and bible, the way the founding father intended

Getting spam texts from California Dems: 🙄😒🤮 Getting spam texts from Ohio Republicans: 😡😤🤬

The difference between you and me, you fool, is that *i* can't stop crying

On a long enough timeline, the Valkyries could hold the Dream to zero points

M-V-P chants breaking out postgame for Kiah Stokes, who has certainly played like it this series

MVP chants breaking out for Kiah Stokes inside Ballhalla during her postgame interview.

Kiah 🥲🥲🥲

Can't wait to watch the Golden State Valkyries fight to bring home a WNBA championship in game six during an early lunch break on a Thursday morning

Ballknower ⬇️

KIAH STOKES!!!!

Zandalisini 👩‍🍳💋

As a lifelong fan of Big Ten football, i love it

Kurt Walker's shirt and tie bench has been impressive if a little showy for my taste

Veronica Burton after the Valks hold the Dream to 8-for-34 shooting and 22 points in the whole-ass first half: "we've gotta play better defense"

Ballknower ⬇️

Veronica Burton rebounds have such powerful aura

I saw this in a dream and now it's real 🤩

My latest for Jacobin: What the Golden State Valkyries can teach us about solidarity

My all-Ballhalla starting five for the season: Arena announcer Ari Waller 🎙️💥 DJ Lady Ryan 🎧🔊 The fans 🤩🫨 Arena staff 💪🙏 Violet 💜🐦‍⬛

[worst idea i've ever had voice:] they should an app to your phone that hurts you when you use it too much

NEW: Press Secretary Minaj announced today that Trump administration will launch website asking men who've had COVID vaccines to submit before and after testicle measurements.

Women's basketball. That's right. Tall women. Playing sports. Together.

Sorry for sad posting, Valkyries tip off in fifteen, so i'll be a totally different kind of insufferable for the rest of the night

Every college in the country finding out that one light-hearted social media video could prevent Pat McAfee from ever coming to your campus again

Being thrown off the top of Hell in a Cell could fix me

Hmm externalizing negativity online isn't doing it for me anymore. What if i tried internalizing positivity? No, that would never work... unless...

He's not inconviencing NYPD enough for my liking. I won't rest until he posterizes a white shirt captain.

Bluesky has four types of users.

“Degenerate gamblers in the imperial core fail to successfully rig another horrible fascist world event just this once” is enough to make most people I know wildly happy, what an era!

Winning elections in an oligarchic empire built on slavery and genocide has rarely if ever been a question of candidates' merit or morality. Bigotry has won elections in this country from the beginning, and efficacy is usually more important to fascists than morality.

Recession indicator

[being informed about the cheesecake factory:] wait, it's a restaurant???

BYU vs UCF with the funniest possible end of regulation ever