Schmidtier

We were are all gaslit into not liking Petrovsky

Me: Listening to Shiny Happy People.. "Man they really couldn't make this song today."

Finally finished The Calamities! Now to begin drafting my caps-locked and vulgarity-laced email to @chuckwendig.bsky.social I'm thinking something like... I FUCKING LOVED THIS! BEST, RYAN

We'll be there tonight! So pumped!

Love this for him

American aircraft carriers retrofitted with iPhone factory suicide nets.

🤣🤣 BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Max Miller, Trump’s latest Iran deal, or his Capital One scandal, or have you not heard about any of them yet?"

Well this read was fucking devastating.. The Dark Night of Mathematics - by Kirwin Hampshire share.google/qjEs9qfSZ4sn...

Love in the Time of Cyclospora

It is crazy to say this about the Argentinean team. They're not babies. They might be soft like babies. They might cry like babies. They might even throw little tantrums if they don't get their way. But they're full-ass adults. And their coach should talk to them, actually.

Congrats to Spain. A generational ham country. Ham as a fingerfood, ham as a meal. They earned that trophy in my book. The ham book, in this instance.

Somedays I think I'm ok; somedays Degausser slips into the playlist.

Mitch is alive and well... and in perfect hibernation 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

The US can still win the World Cup if Donald Trump has the courage

Just 10 people have already poured $617 MILLION into this year’s midterm elections. In the entire 2008 presidential cycle, the last election before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million. This is not sustainable. We need to get Big Money out of our democracy.

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

No notes.

Time Traveler's Wife but I just drink too much.

Steinbeck's Red Pony might just be one of the most devastating things I've ever read, but it's going to take me a while to really define why. What I'll never be able to do is recommend it highly enough or explain just how wrong the Goodreads rating is.

I am Negan.

How I'm feeling after my last day of college..

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

Ok so the creator of DTF just wanted to fucking hurt me then??

The richest 10% of Americans own roughly 87% of stocks. The richest 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks. It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

Still shocking 😳🤯🤣

Pretty clear this shit is just a fetish at this point.

Pope Leo XIV carried the cross across all fourteen stations for over an hour. The prayers named children who had been “taken away and imprisoned during protests, deported by policies devoid of compassion, shipwrecked on desperate journeys of hope, killed in war zones, and wiped out in death camps.”

Walz: We will never leave the side of our Somali Minnesotans. Here's our pledge to you, our Somali Minnesotans, your great grandchildren will still be here when that orange clown is in the dustbin of history.

"All around is anger, automatic guns Is death in large numbers No respect for women or our little ones I tried talking to Jesus But He just put me on hold Said He'd been swamped by calls this week And He could not shake his cold" - Colin Hay (Beautiful World)

And no "True Republican" will ever measure up to a cockroach.

I need to find a way to inject this..

"Fuck the men who quote God while children die." Judith Dayal

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

When Trump said he would bring on a "New Golden Age," he was talking about his wallet.

Thanks to Trump's attacks on federal research funding, the National Cancer Institute hasn't made a single grant this fiscal year. Just last month, Trump issued an EO to increase production of glyphosate, a chemical linked to cancer. "Make America Healthy Again."

Wishing Iran a very JFK.

Like clockwork.

ilhan omar might be the bravest american in congress right now. solidarity to her forever, i wish she could be president