Scott Holste

I was putting on my pants at the time.

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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Has anyone seen FLOTUS recently?

A hilarious summary

Happy #ConstitutionDay - it was nice while it lasted!

How dire is the recruiting situation at the FBI that they have to change the rules to let in the one guy who once fucked a donkey at gunpoint?

I thought this was on Point….

Can they put this on their license plates?

Boomer thought of the day: The subject of Steely Dan’s “Hey Nineteen” would be 65 this year.

My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE

"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"

In Trump's head if America is being nuked, first think people would think "I wonder how Dow is doing today."

The amazing, letter-perfect performance of NASA this week is a ferocious rebuke to the right-wing fools who constantly tell us that for-profit businesses always do a job better than the government.

Cartoon by Bob Eckstein

New GOP logo just dropped.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats

It’s pronounced mar-QUAYNE, dammit

You have to admit, the Board of Peace is off to a heckuva start.

TIL I’m the same age as #MrClean

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

@deadder.bsky.social 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Law enforcement without accountability isn’t law.

Live look-in at Aaron Rodgers…

This week: we execute a U.S. citizen. Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.” It's so transparent what's going on here.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.

DOJ's own website tells federal officers: "Deadly force may not be used solely to prevent the escape of a fleeing suspect." And "Firearms may not be discharged solely to disable moving vehicles." What happened in Minn by federal agent violates the law

hate it when the trump administration’s killing civilians abroad agenda is temporarily overshadowed by its shooting civilians domestically programs

Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela

Quickly say this holiday dessert five times cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1017...

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

Has a #1 team ever been smoked as badly at home as #Purdue is getting beat today by #IowaState ?

A 22° halo around the moon in Raleigh tonight

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes. If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Rewatched “Hannah and Her Sisters” & struck by 2 things: - Bit parts by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lewis Black, Richard Jenkins, Richard Jenkins, John Turturro & JT Walsh; AND - The sketch the network insisted Woody Allen’s character cut involved CHILD MOLESTATION #HappyThanksgiving

So you’re telling me this isn’t the plural form of the word? #SpellingBee

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So if the #BlueJays win the World Series, will Trump invite the team to the White House? It’s possible we could be at war with Canada by then.

This 67 y.o. white guy has completed his art project for tomorrow #NoKings

FIRE BUTKER

It's important to keep pointing out: Jimmy Kimmel didn't say anything about Charlie Kirk. He criticized Trump and his MAGA freaks for gleefully exploiting Kirk's death. That's what got him suspended. And that's what makes this different and even more dangerous.

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I’ve got mixed feelings about this