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Well, let's see how this place goes, I guess. Best way to know me is via my Dragula pumpkin carves.

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Carrie should not have a crossover with Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters

The first thing Democrats have to do in the majority is get video content creators to stop holding lavalier microphones in their hands.

VHS Mixtape was really disappointing

I think Trump's supposed ill health is overplayed, but if this is true at all, it's insane. I'm on actual blood thinners and it's a whole thing. It's not good, I have to be careful of so many things. I guess it would explain the bruised hand...

"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal." buff.ly/pykYN6f

So wanted to be there tonight, but pretty serious medical diagnosis last night had other ideas :(

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Oh dang, today is Adams Morgan Day! I need to pay better attention to stuff... glad I won't miss it, tho.

Hey man I’m looking around for you but I don’t see you. Yeah I’m outside the store where Goku is using a drumstick-sized soldering iron to fix an absolutely gigantic iPhone. No man not a Pro Max. No I wouldn’t say he looks mad per se. Smug I guess. Like he thinks this skill makes him better than me

I love the Congessional Cemetery so much and finally obtained Rest in Bees honey this weekend. It's the epitome of my obsession with the macabre, sweets, and puns. Honey of the grave flowers... I'm so happy

I got in line over an hour early to buy Rest in Bees honey at the Congressional Cemetery. My pun obsession might be getting out of hand except for the fact, dear reader, that I am SECOND in said line.

I've been playing around a lot with magnetic nail polish and even tho my topcoat finish sux (I think due to humidity) two totally random people said my nails are cool today and it's so weirdly validating

'Fear' by Polish surrealist painter Mariusz Lewandowski

Thursday night's storm -- just before midnight -- was INSANE in DC. Widespread 60-70 mph gusts... almost like a hurricane. Here's video from H St. NE from @we_are_wellfed on Instagram. More coverage at CapitalWeather.com

It's wonderful living in a city with so many trees right up until the heavens erupt in vengeful fury and you find out exactly how many of said trees maybe weren't in the best of health.

This is what's keeping me up now. At least the power lines are buried. #cwshare @capitalweather.com

Well damn that certainly was a bit of a thunderstorm in DC just now...

felt like drawing laudna #criticalrolefanart

Brain Damage (1988). A boy and his drug secreting brain parasite. An easy metaphor for addiction becomes a robust psychedelic walkabout in the last days of old dirty NYC. Strong lead, shitty synth score, they don't make 'em like this anymore.

Finally got around to watching They Will Kill You. Very fun, once it starts it really keeps going. If the effects were more practical than CG it would have been legendary.

Tho I did see a group of them in Cleveland Park last night, today was the first time in a while I didn't see National Guard at the Dupont Circle farmer's market

WAIT FOR IT WAIT. FOR. IT! 🪶 🐣

Born on this day in 1950, Happy Birthday, FRANK HENENLOTTER! 🎉

Tidings 🪶 A small offering for my Feather & Stone project that launches 3 days after Dragon Con! Backers who pledge for a book in the first 48 hours will receive a free print. #art #feather #sciart #birdart #drawing #nature

thou wouldst be seiz’d by the leopard

The grim reaper is on real bad drugs right now

Pyrenees dogs are best dogs

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Artist: look at the way the ambient occlusion on the glass mingles with the bounce light from the countertop, turning parts of the cup a lovely pale blue color, it really makes the rim light pop 🥰

FYI you’re not being polite by waving someone through a stop sign when it’s your right of way. Being polite is moving your ass according to the rules and not confusing people.

airline airline, the little caesars carrier. the gate agent has to say "boarding boarding" before they announce your group, and the pilots wings are little golden pizzas

I love this so much #Horror #Horrorsky #Vampire #Annerice

My dog is so adorable

FLASH: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

Post a perfect album from the 90s

House of the Dragon is depressing and pointless.

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

Direct hit from Dupont Circle.

Flyovers setting off car alarms, this is so great, happy America or whatever.

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