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My man looks like grown-up AJ Soprano grows his own mushrooms

Zack Snyder describing with disdain a theoretical blockbuster comic book movie people would actually enjoy explains a lot

It’s “Dancing on My Own” by Robyn.

“Barely top 10” means the top half of an 18 team conference. Motherfucker, that’s good! They’re the team trying to win most! Still being ahead of Purdue in anything academically despite being held to VERY different football standards should be celebrated!

i got too much fuckin wicker on me

The original BAD Show (Ohio State football) was exactly this. Doug: “What if Ezekiel Elliott is like Eddie George but way better?! HUH?!” Bill: (chuckles quietly) “yeah. You gotta credit their wide receivers for blocking downfield though.” Ari: “…I think the moon landing was faked.”

Denis Villeneuve’s ‘The Epic of Gilgamesh’ coming Summer 2028.

@kentremendous.bsky.social here is my 146-16 Chasin’ Base team. What makes them special? They were the first team I drafted in version 2.0, likely just seconds after the switch. I’ve never gotten anywhere close since. My theory is that they were a touch slower updating the algorithm.

@davidjroth.bsky.social Question: Brandon Marsh, certified Wet Guy, yes?

What people don’t know about the powerful guy who spent every public moment actively working to make the world Worse is that sometimes he was funny in closed-door meetings,

OCTOPUS’S GARDEN: A SUBTERRANEAN HOMESICK ALIEN MYSTERY

I’m gonna need this energy at Guardians games all summer, T

Daddy, won’t you take me back to Pickaway County / down by the green river, where paradise lay / Well I’m sorry my son, but you’re too late I’m askin’ / Mr. Peabody’s chat bots have hauled it away

Michael and Paul need to get a grip, the doggone girl is clearly NEITHER of theirs. She’s playing you guys!

Biology lesson: every seven years, Tito molts his old weirdo catcher and grows a new one in its place.

Photographer-turned-G.I.-turned-accountant and railwayman

“One word from you and I would Jump off of this ledge I'm on, baby / Tell me ‘don't,’ so I can crawl back in” “Your mother wouldn't approve of how my mother raised me / But I do, I finally do” A catalog loaded with lyrics and riffs that give me goosebumps every time. She is just the best.

Please let this be a Suicide Squad type of movie where Gollum is a sort of anti-hero. Gandalf: “We’re putting together a team.” Gollum: “Sméagol put that life behinds him long ago!” Frodo: “We need someone with your talents.” Gollum: “Sméagol swores on the Precious to stay outs of the game!”

This is our Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac

A billion dollars to the person who invents a smoke detector that senses a low battery overnight but knows to hold that chirp until 7 AM

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social please

Absolutely give me Glen Powell as a 21st century Indiana Jones. “IT BELONGS IN ITS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN AND SHOULD BE REPATRIATED!”

@harvilla.bsky.social 60 Songs introduced me (born in 1988) to “Birdhouse in Your Soul” and now I can’t stop singing it to my eight-week-old son. You seem like the kind of guy who would appreciate knowing he had this effect.

Somehow, Mexico, Central America, and South America don’t fit Miller’s conception of “the West” (I know, it’s code for “white”)

Me at any Menzingers concert