Seann, or: a Wretched Beast

OK, I guess a proper introduction is in order. I'm Seann! I'm an animal handler by day, indie fantasy and horror author by night. 🐕Animals 🦇Gothic Fiction 🎮JRPGs 🪲Weird Stuff ❌️X-Men 🎃Halloween ⛓️Kink 🤓Geek 🏴Leftist 📖Books 🎸Metal Music

This year's Halloween short story has been uploaded to Patreon and Ko-Fi, and scheduled for October 31st at 8:30AM EDT. It's a little bit experimental, but not nearly as experimental as last year's. Not to spoil anything, but definitely check it out if you're a fan of fungal horror!

Beat Belmont's Curse. God, what a fun, frustrating, but ultimately rewarding game.

Dorian was right, you can tell by how many people are just making up lies about them for criticising things they like.

*fires a gun in the air to lower the property values* www.patreon.com/doriandawes/...

They should invent a printer that actually fucking works

Is it just me or does there seem progressively more and more people posting online who don't seem to understand what Third Person Limited is?

I really enjoyed the Resident Evil movie up until like the last two minutes, and I can already tell that I'm going to spend the next month thinking about why, exactly, the ending did not work for me. It's a "cool idea, awful execution" situation.

A real honor for me, Seann Barbour, to see the first 5-star review of my book, Nessalir the Red by Seann Barbour, from the illustrious reviewer and impeccable taste-maker, Seann Barbour.

Voracious reader.

Skaven work-in-progress

Hey you! Want to read a Sword and Sorcery book before its release, for free?

A reminder for those at the back.

[At Wildlife Control Operative class to get Bat Handling certification] Instructor: So sometimes instead of hibernating, bats go into a state called "torpor." Me, who has played Vampire the Masquerade: Yes I am familiar.

Every star in the sky is a god, and when a dragon sought to enter the realm of gods, she was frozen, curled up in the sky. She is the moon, and as she draws magic from the world to try and escape, the moon brightens. And when she loses that magic, it darkens.

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All of culture now is just blind nostalgia

Why is Verizon using Austin Powers to advertise its phones in the Year of our Lord 2026?

The fact that genre fiction spaces have spent the past few years pretending that craft, style, and theme aren't relevant has really left them completely vulnerable to AI grifters.

Funniest trolling a game dev ever did was the "find the dwemer puzzle box" quest from Morrowind. You assume it'll be at the end of the dungeon, maybe on a pedestal. Nope! Sitting on a shelf in the corner of a side room near the entrance. Everyone walks right past it the first time.

Every star in the sky is a god, and when a dragon sought to enter the realm of gods, she was frozen, curled up in the sky. She is the moon, and as she draws magic from the world to try and escape, the moon brightens. And when she loses that magic, it darkens.

I saw the caricatures and political cartoons first and I thought "man, people are being so mean to the Dell lady" and then I saw the actual photos and it was somehow even worse, she really looks like that, what the fuck what the fuck dude

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This reads like a parody of Mike Flanagan, like holy crap

Explaining Kingdom Hearts to my fiancée. She progressively gets more and more frustrated. Finally, I reveal that Sephiroth was voiced by Lance Bass. She breaks.

Employees of Wizards of the Coast, and company that has been known to employ the Pinkertons, have announced their intention to unionize. Godspeed and good luck.

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Horrified today to realize that a few of the people I went to school with now have high school aged children.

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i guess no one wants corset pics or bruised ass pics… which sucks cause they’re great pics, but also cause i’m a bit fucked right now? anyways, check out my links and send a tip if you wanna make my weekend a LOT less stressful 🫶😘

....is the Vatican going to start patronizing artists again??

(Grandpa Simpson voice)

Don't tell the guys at r/Castlevania but I actually really liked the Belmont's Curse demo.

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I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.

The entire Cornell situation is so fucking bleak that I just want into walk into the ocean. The essay writing thing is like a bad sitcom joke. Fucking hell.