Z-Bean

Z-Bean

@seanzbean.bsky.social

he/him 21. Salmonid. Nocto my beloved. COMMS ARE OPEN!!!! https://tiny.cc/xoivyz (pfp credit: CrescentMoore on Twitter)

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I may be a week late but I do not car Okay I actually do car a lot. #riptide2026 just wanted to get this out of here cuz I’m Retiring!!! 🎉 Expect more art from me from now on please and thanks :) #compsplatoon

Development for the Fishy Foley Project: Ego Renegade Boy, has begun! okay more like concepting and sketching but that’s still development, right?

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Day 22 - [[‼️SPLATOON RAIDERS FINAL BOSS SPOILER ‼️]] The Salmonarch #inktober #splatoon #splatoonraiders

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this would’ve done generational numbers on miiverse man

Magyk@ihasmagyk.bsky.social

I got splatoon raiders a couple days ago I like the part where shiver gets really close to and the part where frye spanks you

i feel like i should have the god-given right to goad anybody who uses blaster/52 in soloq into being better like… bro, you are the motherfucking Splatoon Mary Sue OC With Sparkly Tentacles And Can Do No Wrong, pull your damn weight and start hitting your shots. It’s a easy weapon! Shoot, motherfuc

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Too many neurons firing too much drive time to post discord rambling screenshot. If I'm crazy tell me I'm crazy but I don't think I am

Pika@pikadave465.bsky.social

All of this to say is at least why I argue for the renaming/repurposing of the competitive player label is half the stuff that's been being talked about with player motivation and the other half is this opposite end. I feel like we could grow a lot if we didn't self-label our bubble for existing.

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GREAT NEWS YALL THE TOASTING WAS A SUCCESS (5 HOURS TOASTED IN FRONT, REGULAR UNTOASTED SUGAR IN CONTAINER BEHIND IT, TAIKI SHUTTLE FOR SCALE)

lucci®@greatestjubilee.bsky.social

I’m toasting sugar and was going to post the progress photos but if I fuck it up then it would be humiliating to show everyone how I fucked up 4 pounds of sugar live

Fire Emblem abeula crit animation where she drops her weapon and hits her opponent with her slipper If she’s wielding a 2 range weapon she just throws it at them

The moment your motivation loses sight of your teammates, your friends… …is the moment you’ve taken competitive Splatoon for granted.

xi@imxi.bsky.social

there's a big misconception going around that if you play comp splatoon, your motivation is solely to improve, when that's simply not true for everyone remember that this is a social space and outlet for people as well, and some would prefer just having fun compared to the work it takes to improve

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I’m a professional voice coach, and have performed at a high professional level in the american entertainment industry. I’ve built my skills for 25 years, and competed against my peers to do it. Some of y’all comp splatooners do not understand how building a skill works. Let’s talk about it.

Swear to my bones i am not ready to four star order stamper (somehow finding success in x rank just by grinding the shit out of stickerz)

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“Skip the formality for now, the name zeag, audrad right hand man and also assassin…. Its nice to see you lad”

Currently 4 starring stickerz right now how the FRESH FUCK DID I GET THIS FAR BEFORE MY LUCK RAN OUT????????? MY COMPETENCY ON THIS WEAPON IS LIKE A B- WHATS GOING ON

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“…then I’ll persist. I’ll be me, no matter what!” #splatoonoc #splatoonart #flavorfoley_va #vocaloid

An underappreciated joy of the stamper vs 52 matchup: You can just do vertical swings at the wall to either shred wall or chip the 52 gal so it dies to someone else :)

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How to treat our scene like an actual sport so we don’t stagnate. #compsplatoon

Pika@pikadave465.bsky.social

This came off as more of a vaguepost than I intended it to so if anyone cares to hear what I actually mean by this here's an unlisted yap. It's not to do with specific people or the meta or anything like that, and I also still love this video game. youtu.be/5EC1-zpWigo

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sworts thumb wrestling side bracket at riptide 2027?

ShmeebTM@shmeebtm.bsky.social

Sworts thumb wrestling is lowkey is extremely fun, i was wrong to judge it prematurely

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Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

“Even if I don’t have a purpose… even if I can’t commit to any one task… even if my role in this world doesn‘t exist…” #splatoonoc #splatoonart #flavorfoley_va #vocaloid