Selio

Being serenaded by an acoustic cover of “The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”

Walk off Barnyard its like Christmas for Seahawksky

That’s like the Rodgers face lmao

And he slides down inbounds my word

YOU NEEDED AI TO DO A FISH TOSSING BIT?!

Well really that’s the same shoulder flag they picked up earlier isn’t it?

Guys time is real

Great catch and run by Barner

I don’t know the last time I saw a 58 yarder be short. Must be Low-T

Dammit

How the f-

Racedep INT

My god that onside in Texas

Wat

There’s the Drake Maye we all know and Love

One more for the afternoon crowd. Two of the last lines of dialogue I wrote on the last BioWare game I shipped.

These were the games I played as I decided this is what I wanted to do with my life, and making games like Mass Effect or Dragon Age is still the thing I want to do most with my career. Maybe one day

Left his feet to make the helmet to helmet, too

Danny Phantom-ass punt returner

if his nickname is Baby Bosa we need to subpoena Purdy’s social media accounts.

Oh that’s going to be a very trenchant broadcast

One of the weakest RTP yet

“I’ve eaten my vegetables, why do I still have to do my homework?”

Dammit LJ that could’ve been immortal

Oh that’s an ABYSMAL DPI call in Tampa

Oh god I hadn’t considered the Limp Bizkit revival aspect of the nostalgia cycle

October festival band playing a cursed acoustic mashup of Smooth and Kryptonite at like 80% of the tempo, you gotta love it

When my grandpa died my cousins all learned how to drive on his lumina, backing into curbside furniture, skidding it into a diner in the ice, all the dumb first driver things. I inherited it from them, drove it 5 hours home, and then 2 weeks later the wheel fell off. Drove it 3 more years though

Statement from Congressman Maxwell Frost on the suspicious package received at his Orlando office:

Wish I had this for yesterday

Wait THAT game is our only tie ever?

Manifesting something

I love our defense so much

Nice we take those

even the super bowl champions and AFC runner ups can get thursday night football’d

HORTON

Aw that’s so cute you can put the little federal informant in your house in a little Seahawks helmet

1000% fumble give the ball you blind zebra pricks

A WR route reception for Shaheed!

I get that that’s not intentional grounding, it just should objectively BE intentional grounding

“Aw sorry too close to tell the call on the field stands”

Lmao

Very old-school TNF-coded game

Damn, crowd’s going wild in Buffalo. Wait…

“Claude I just got back from the doctor’s office what the hell is Emphysema?”

I know because I've been on both sides of that dichotomy with my transition at various points. You can't let the brain demon win. It's wrong. If you don't like who you are, figure out how to get better. If you keep trying in good faith every single day, it will work eventually, I promise.

Having to watch Derrick Henry and Bijan Robinson in Primetime feels like the universe rubbing our noses in the offseason decision making