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well, the Irish government has been pushing ai so hard everywhere so 🤷🏾‍♀️

This new electoral vídeo from Pedro Sánchez is quite something. Standing in front of Guernica defending the anti-war stance of his government, limiting military expenditure, denouncing the atrocity of Gaza. English subtitles.

I regret to announce that a state of war now exists between Britain and Germany

TIL: Gavin Ewart invented Strongbow

According to legend, it’s 31 years to the day since the Financial Times killed one of Britain’s finest poets? They didn’t mean to. It’s just that Gavin Ewart was 79, and the day before they’d bought him a lunch that involved enough booze to fell an ox. A glorious story, but is it true...?

@emma-gilleece.bsky.social What's the timings for the launch this evening? I have an appointment at the Olympia later?

And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that digital automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my digital house." And you may tell yourself, "This is not my digital wife."

Management still believe it is important for employees to spend time and money commuting to an office

Our bikes are 'not for jousting,' says Lime after Hackney duel

Is that you, Maye Musk? www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/w...

Fairly sure that CatMo @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social was responsible for coining at least half of these

I disavow Save All Your Kisses For Me by the Brotherhood of Man

Was there a productivity increase when he got this pay rise? www.independent.ie/irish-news/t...

Hands up everyone who got through the Starmer era without any bottom-related shenanigans. *Pause, sigh* Hands up IN THE AIR everyone who got through the Starmer era without any bottom-related shenanigans.

the labour mp who wants to ban trans people from hospitals also thinks 5G causes cancer because of course she does

Today I have a new favorite insult

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

Chinny Reckon www.bbc.com/news/article...

I still hold the world record for "get back on the horse" and "worse things happen at sea" www.bbc.com/news/article...

"unless this anti migration party thrives, I will be forced to migrate"

An eight. Would have been better if I hadn't guessed the final word in rounds 3&4 daily #referdle1422: 8/25 🟩2️⃣ 1️⃣2️⃣ 2️⃣1️⃣ referdle.com #referdle b: @referdle.bsky.social

Not bad britmap · 17 OCTOBER 2026 ● 100 ● 100 ● 100 ● 100 ● 100 Total: 1000/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 3

I would say "she's not going to fuck you, Steven", but how else did she get the job?

From earlier today - all the confidence of a woman whose badge still worked ten minutes ago.

a Zacharia is half a Scaramucci

@politicanimal.bsky.social your challenge, should you choose to accept it. You have 48 hours

It's not that hard to believe. It happens practically every day www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

The Year I Started Masturbating For Tax Purposes

It will be interesting to find out if she defends the rights of people to identify as something other people say that they're not

I think all the Irish Sea ferries could do a nice business in selling Sally Rooney novels in the duty-free shop

The former leader of Northern Ireland’s right wing Democratic Unionist Party has been jailed for 15 years for child sex abuse including rape.

Siobhan is not conscious. She can't distinguish between a life form and a plagiarism machine

Thermos flaks are conscious. Fill their bellies with hot liquid, they keep it hot. Fill their bellies with cold liquid, they keep it cold. If they were not conscious, how could they know which to do? It's time for us to face the reality of our situation, and act on it.

His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”

Tldr: "I am writing a computer virus" www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854

Justice For Some

State? I was paralytic by the end of it

@politicanimal.bsky.social

The word you are looking for is hanged—otherwise, you're just repeating a wishful daydream of Donald Trump.

More celebrities should do rhyming crimes