shazzner

shazzner

@shazzner.bsky.social

Never set spikes! Watch out for the clouds! Lay those bricks down!

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Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

Operation Desert Storm, my mom cried when it was announced on the news. She knew this was the start of an endless quagmire of US military operations in the middle east.

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It rules that you see news about grim budget cuts incoming after massive increases to police spending.

@billcorbett.bsky.social cameo, I thought I recognized the voice before it was confirmed.

Random Stranger@randomstranger.bsky.social

The PC Engine's first FMV game was Sherlock Holmes no Tantei Kouza, or Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective. Along with being a technical marvel, the game has an unusual origin and a future celebrity (okay, celebrity to online nerds, but still a celebrity). youtu.be/GLbrJfoWlMw

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@doctorswithoutborders.org is the embodiment of compassion knows no borders. When we say we're here together, we mean it. Here to stand for what is right and together as a collective to help those in need. Don't underestimate the impact of your support making this world a better place ❤️ #SGDQ2026

I say everything below to just about everyone I meet, appropriate or not, in the hopes they reflect on life and how precious it is. As a favor to them.

Topher Florence@topherflorence.bsky.social

watched the episode of mission impossible where they go to the hood and they introduce the most about-to-die man in the history of television

I was talked into attending the Marvel prerelease tonight by a friend. Managed to get first place in three very close and tense matches. Came home with two collectors packs and a boatload of promos. #mtg

If I was living inside the Double Switch building, I would simply not casually step over the trap markers. Regardless of my obvious innocence.

Why of course I woke up and watched a five hour long documentary on Tetris the grand master on my precious few days off. I am an adult for God sakes.

While I have a much better relationship with food these days, I will devour an entire bag of chocolate covered peanuts in a single sitting without a thought.

When you get the opportunity to use a several thousand dollar high security laptop, running latest Windows, you get to experience all the crazy shit it can do, like take half a minute to focus an already running Outlook.

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Did you ever see when NIRVANNA THE BAND made a special Mega64 episode? Well, it can now be revealed: this was actually a test/rehearsal for their movie! We love these guys. Watch this special video again before seeing NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE, in theaters NOW!

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon for the Nintendo Gamecube, when it wasn't boring as shit it was the first time I experienced a softlock bug when my characters wouldn't stop spinning and I couldn't exit out of the game.

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CAN WE GET SOMEONE BETTER THAN THESE TWO FUCKING CLOWNS ALREADY?

The New Republic@newrepublic.com

After demanding ICE and other federal agents be banned from wearing face coverings, Schumer and Jeffries added caveats: "no masks, except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances.” trib.al/0fN3kmP

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Adobe making a great example that using proprietary software anywhere in your development is a massive liability, even if you fork over buckets of money. Why should people invest time and money learning your software if you just do this with no recourse.

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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER IT IS WORKING CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN

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"Can I please watch a movie made in my lifetime?" I ask foolishly before I'm reminded that the only good things that exist all came out during some old guys childhood and high school years

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The E.T. VCS defenders have found some of my previous videos and to them I say: it's still an awful game. I don't care that it was made in six weeks or had a cubic world or you could read the manual. VCS E.T. sucked when it was released and sucks now.