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You couldn’t beat i#this information out of me, Tucker is out here saying it for free

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

Tucker Carlson: "If you look at pornography enough or bestiality videos all day, after a while... it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it."

This laptop starts at $2,600, yet the people who made it couldn’t be bothered to use spellcheck. Don’t think that bodes well for overall quality!

Kevin Beaumont@doublepulsar.com

Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.

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Replying to @noahgervais.bsky.social

"Don't post" is best, but "Dont reply" is second best. The acknowledgement is really what detractors are looking for in the first place, because whatever they get can be then twisted into more ammunition against you. Say you what you mean well enough to let it stand, that has to be enough.

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The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.

Pregame Empire@pregameempire.bsky.social

lol, lmao

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Replying to @jasonkirk.fyi

That one and only Mesmerizing team was 2021 Nebraska, which went 3-9 despite outscoring opponents by five points per game

andrekrimm.bsky.social@andrekrimm.bsky.social

Only once has a team ever been mesmerizing

Recently read a piece about people using LLM apps to record everything they say and do 24/7. It was mostly about how their friends don’t like them, and dates get up and leave when they say they record everything. Anyhow, Apple is calling this a marque feature for their latest Watch

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Been way too many months since I laid on my couch and whispered “need a stop here” to myself while watching two college football teams whose home states I don’t know

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Halsey vindicating all those who had ears to hear: the only problem all along with "Closer" was the Chainsmokers themselves

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The Speaker of the House routinely deflects questions about the president who is in his own party by saying he hadn't heard that particular comment, but every single Democratic candidate is expected to denounce a Twitch streamer?