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ah, the delicious anticipation of Crispmas Eve! Thinking back to the Crispmas Eves of my childhood, lying awake at night listening for rustling, wondering if St Crispin had been. Then when I was older, pretending not to know that it was my Dad wearing a potato sack leaving packets in the kitchen

The White House and the Kremlin share an ideological agenda, a worldview and a geopolitical strategy inews.co.uk/opinion/usa-...

America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.

When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.

What at horrible day to have eyes.

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

This one caught my eye.

To be clear - you can, of course, say important things here (or on Twitter before that maniac killed it). But a platform like this isn't designed to support the weight of earnestness it's now hosting. It's made for glib, silly stuff. The character limit is a huge clue.

Where there are 2 football clubs in any City or Town, it is fair to say that City or Town is not United, as such neither football club should be permitted to use United in its name. #lufc

quick question- should i try to do the research to figure out what’s going on here or just move on and try to have a good day

Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.

Canada should respond by renaming one of the four other lakes to Lake Release the Epstein Files

While on vacation, my sister asked for an update picture of her cats. This is what she got...

This also happened to me tbf

Forest Gump - Tedious, one-trick trudge through sterilised US history tableaux.

Bing Crosby was a better singer than Frank Sinatra.

Reminder: there's NO legitimate use for crypto. Its only practical uses are tax evasion, money laundering, fraud, specualtion, and crime. No Democrat should vote for the so-called CLARITY Act, a bill backed by the crypto lobby that would make this Ponzi scheme even worse.

When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOMESTICATED CAT

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Hopefully people will realise "if you don't vote for us we'll build a concentration camp in your area" is a fucking insane thing to say and shove Reform firmly in the bin. Fucks sake. In fact that absolutely deserves the deer. 🦌

In advertising we used to call that the “duck”. Where you’d make a good ad but stick a duck in it. So the client would be like “yeah we love everything else but can you take the duck out, not sure re the duck?” And you’d go “oh ok thats a shame but if you’re sure, we can make it work with no duck”

Whatever the strategy is here is so not working. Lumping speculative long balls in because we're scared of their midfield? Do better #lufc

There is a snazzy video online of us Cardiacs playing “Fiery Gun Hand” in Manchester the other day, for those who can tolerate such things. My impossible keyboard solo begins at 3:59 youtu.be/povE3Y68mqg

When humanity has gone too far, awaken from your deep slumber and wreak havoc across a small suburban town until nothing is left. Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥 Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

I also did this

Everyone's going to be so disappointed when they have to get up and go to work tomorrow.

"A whole civilisation will die tonight, never to be brought back again."

"Matthew Goodwin has been paid a salary of up to €10,000 a month [from Hungary's state-funded MCC], according to leaked documents obtained by Hungarian investigative journalists Direkt36 and reported by the Good Law Project" That could all end if Orbán loses... open.substack.com/pub/democrac...

*sends photos to ICE*

In Milan, people gathered at Piazza della Scala to honor the victims of the Russian airstrike on the Mariupol Drama Theater. Four years ago, Russian forces carried out a deliberate bombing of the building, where over a thousand civilians were taking shelter, killing at least 600 people.

Just had another rejection letter, Tesco don't want to stock my motivational greetings cards.

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I mean, we can all remember how our crusading press demanded an election whenever the Tories changed leader while they were in power

The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free