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parents, please make sure check your kids' halloween candy for instances of the number 4

Because it's got a 'b' in it?

I decided to translate this and turn it into a needlepoint chart

Vote people! It may not be enough in the end but having huge number on our side will make it much harder to dispute.

*sobs* *chokes on Cheddar Bay Biscuit*

Gladwell continues to fail to do anything other than pile evidence on my take that he's an intellectually and ethically flaccid grifter.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

I'm pretty sure if there's one thing that could shift a decent amount of that trillion dollars it'd be insuring the looping track.

Any sufficientl̶y̶ ̶a̶d̶v̶a̶n̶c̶e̶d̶ t̶e̶c̶h̶n̶o̶l̶o̶g̶y̶ p̰r̰ḛp̰a̰r̰a̰t̰ḭo̰n̰ is indistinguishable from m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶ c̰h̰ḛa̰t̰ḭn̰g̰.

1 Truss ≈ 4 Scaramuccis ≈ 8 Zacharias

Got curious about Haaland's ability to stay onside so I took @futi.live data, built an xOffside model, figured out which pass types and phases of play matter, ranked the best offside traps and onside attackers in the PL, translated it to goals and dollars and wrote it up in ESPN No you need a hobby

> For marvin (NixOS, headless), bash is actually fine — it's headless and doesn't need zsh's fancy features. *screams in Platform Engineer*

"if we make the sign look like the start of a horror movie then maybe the test numbers won't be so bad".

Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.

Denver’s mayor says tonight that the federal government is suing the city over its policy that no law enforcement here can be masked. “We will fight to the very end on this battle,” says Mike Johnston.

“She asked the powers at NASA to let her add a safeguard to prevent that error in a real flight, and they laughed it off as too unlikely… When an astronaut did make that blooper during the Apollo 8 mission, it caused necessary navigational data to vanish, and they called Hamilton in to get it back.”

a little louder for the cheap seats in the back

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where did you come from where did you go what movie did you come from

It's been almost six months since losing Jayne and last week I had to reset the "Days Since Last Panic Attack" counter because somebody was cleaning up and moved his bunny off my nightstand.

This is why Netscape skipped version 5 and went straight to version 6.

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This is what social media is for.

Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio

Happy October!

This probably hits even harder since I saw it almost immediately after seeing Tara Joon's Persian Float video through to the end. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Eg8dbD/

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

Given the strong starts by Summit and Rapids in their games maybe this is a good start for the Broncos?

Morning arrived like The Fellowship of the Jedi, in which Frodo Skywalker must reporg his feather’s lightsaber by forming a new order of flightless waterfowl from the eggs laid on the slopes of the lonely isle while confronting Darth Smaug and his own family secrets. #BadNoirClassic

Saw this and assumed Sam Campbell was just down under to takeover all the sidekick jobs.

I'm sure Chuck Grassley is devastated to have lost such a young former colleague.

one does not simply reveal a password 👁️

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

Navarro dropped that coverage. I'm so mad. #Rapids96

Make a band edible: Ben Folds Fava