Mika 🔮

dear youtube music, for the love of god please just let me choose a playlist when I click “add”, I really don't want you to guess which playlist to put it in, only for it to be wrong 75% of the time. thank you

nothing like a big bowl of ice cream after a good cry 🥲

that moment when you go pee, but you realize that you have to poop, so you check if your phone is in your pocket before letting the poop out, because pooping without being on your phone is just unbearable at this point

people who speak in absolutes are always wrong.

he who has had everything has lost more than he has had but he who wants everything has more to gain than he knows

name one cable that's as *satisfying* to plug in as displayport, i'll wait

i wrote a poem pls read thxxx

I propose: active hitbox and passive hitbox. active hitboxes cause hits, passive hitboxes receive hits. this is analogous to active and passive physics objects where active ones can cause collisions by moving and passive ones can only be collided with. thoughts?

crazy theory: trump endorsed ai so much in hopes that it would get better at generating images so he could claim all the epstein pics of him were faked using ai. prove me wrong.

guys i matched with this cute girl on a dating app and she actually replied to my text???? and she's a drummer???? hello??????? she's so cool aiydtfeeipjbgfst

nothing like blasting the Cuphead OST while cleaning the house and doing chores and dancing and having fun

aim is cool. so cool that i started thinking what if it came with its own unstable rate too? so i made it

cons of being bald: - u look funny pros of being bald: - u look funny - less washing - less sweating - u can feeel the air currents - when u headbang with headphones they stay on ur head (will expand later)

weekend plans: not leaving bed. surrounded by plushies. living the dream.

every time i walk up the stairs in my house with my bluetooth headphones on the audio cuts out for one or two seconds and i like to think that it's just the universe loading the level data for the upstairs

TestBalloon, the next generation Kotlin test framework, has now reached flight level 0.7.1. Please do check out its unique combination of characteristics, making it 🌋 powerful, 🚀 blazingly fast, and ☺️ so easy to use. There's a brand-new documentation site, too! github.com/infix-de/tes...

we've had auto-brightness in phones for about two decades now and somehow nobody has made auto-volume a thing yet? am i the only one who frequently destroys their eardrums by blasting an instagram reel on full volume at 4am????

<input type="password" maxlength="20" /> THIS IS BAD, DO NOT DO THIS, PLEASE

PSA to all web devs: Never EVER give your password input field a maximum length. Password managers will generate a long password, then store that password, and try to paste it into the input field, but it'll get cut off by the limit and now the stored password is wrong.

the best part about working on a laptop is not having to suspend your thoughts every time you go take a leak

any cute twinks whose cock i could suck? taking applications in my dms dick pics appreciated

why is it that my phone can do a 100× zoom with AI that generates detail from nothing and yet when I take a picture of a piece of paper on the table the image is almost always upside down???

bought a used laptop and encountered a BIOS password? here's how to hack it! buckle up because we're about to get technical 🧵(1/?)

Finally announcing a brand-new Kotlin Multiplatform test framework: TestBalloon is now ready for you to explore, built from the ground up to make writing all kinds of Kotlin tests simple and fun, everywhere! Please share, tell me what you think! github.com/infix-de/tes...

Someone on the GMTK Discord shared a great hack: Google doesn’t show AI summaries if your query contains swear words.

This is the perfect moment for crypto companies to offer their platform as a way to pay for such games. While I'm not a big fan of crypto, this could actually be good. Because I don't see Visa/Mastercard reversing course on this any time soon...

hey, just want to remind you - subscribe to these labelers: @khronos.world - you'll know my time zone @pronouns.diy - you'll know my pronouns @dev-labels.bsky.social - you'll know my tech stack @sonasky.app - you'll know which animal I am (kinda obvious thanks to the pfp, but still)

Day 3 of the grand #polyphasic #sleep #experiment! Wow, so exciting! Yesterday was a bit rough as I started by oversleeping 3 hours. I required more sleep than planned, but my core sleep just now was perfect and I slept like a baby, so today is going to be great!!

Today is day 2 of my #polyphasic #sleep #experiment. I had to push my core sleep way back because I got held up irl and I overslept dramatically. It's now 18:30 and I just woke up, so 3.5 hours over! It's already time for the next nap now. Other than this yesterday was great though lol

when your TODOs are longer than the function implementation 🤔

the biggest struggle in life is going through the laundry basket full of 28 almost but not quite identical-looking black socks and pairing them up how you think they go and being left with the last two socks which look nothing like each other but you just pair them up anyway because fuck that

I just did a 2-hour long coding stream on Twitch. I didn't have my mic on because I'm shy like that (sorry). If I had been smart, I would've posted about it *before* doing it though 🤔 Well, if you want to you can follow me at twitch.tv/simplyymika :)

Sleep Sweet, BlueSky 💙

🎵🎶 Don't wanna be an American Immigrant 🤘🇺🇸

weird fact about me: i don't like melted butter

Isn't it weird that women go through menstrual cycles? Like the moon Women are mysterious creatures but they're cute so it's ok