Mr. Kit

can you please show me where on the Watto i realized the error of my ways and decided to repent for my sins?

have you heard of my lord and savior shaboozey?

found god at a shaboozey concert ✊😔

i either have no commas or have the oxford comma there is no in between

brb mixing bbq sauce with marinara so some italian god smites me where i stand

nashville is so fucking fake i can’t stand this city. nothing but stringless cowboy hats

it ain’t a cowboy hat unless it’s got a string to go under my chin so it stays put when the horse start buckin 😤

i didn’t set out to do this but i’m really glad i follow a bunch of baseball fans

not starting a family until we all agree to dress like this

hey rq what drugs should i be taking for a Modest Mouse concert?? fbi i am asking for a friend

the only way i could be talked into doing acid is at an outdoor Rainbow Kitten Surprise concert

I’ll start going to church [again] when they actually stone rapists like the bible says

a karaoke party but it’s just me performing every song from Peacemaker seasons 1&2 with 8 costume changes and my friends aren’t allowed to leave

do y’all even know how many replies i have personally composed and then immediately discarded?? i am protecting you and you don’t even know it

walk softly and carry a pocket knife you can get to fast

A posting style best described as "relentless"

sry i can't hear you i'm studying for the easiest exam i will EVER have in grad school and panicking about it

i am truly an oddball if there ever was one

i've been thinking and have decided we as a society need to sit down to watch Back to the Future and discuss how we ended up in the Biff timeline

fuck it we yearn

WARDEN: and for your last meal? ME: everlasting gobstopper WARDEN: son of a

a zombie apocalypse is probably too good for us

Oh my GOD I clearly am asking for a Miss Piggy Origin Story

set in the 90’s

I straight up need a film starring someone who is not paid to diet and exercise 6 days/week, about them loving themselves wholly and completely while making basic mistakes

fooled you guys

i did a lot of scary things today and good news! my to-do list is exactly the same length

I myself am an ibuprofen girlie but I'll defend my acetaminophen sisters forever

This could be us but you playin

my bff asking me hypothetical questions about a potential gift and then sending me this gif is why i love her and how much she understands me

ever think about how this league doesn't let girls play

sex is so stupid. meet me on the field of battle

Ohhhhh lmao we got the rapture confused with the rap tour. I’ve solved it,

thank you for liking my posts, i do this instead of drugs