Nemo. 🎃

3-0 Blazers. 4-0 Grizzlies. Ja’s first game vs. Memphis. 🍿🍿🍿

fuck the lakers. fuck scott foster. blazers get win no. 3.

Dear Micah Nori: Better learn to speak Portland motherfucker because you are not going to be allowed to leave. P.S. please don't gamble.

What a show in LA on national TV. All the stars are in their bags tonight — Luka, Dame, Ja, Scott Foster. Don’t take these performances for granted on this stage.

I need to hear Perkins claim "listen: I've always been a big Portland fan, everyone knows this" like it's fucking air, man, and soon.

This game must end, no matter the final score, with the Lakers and the Blazers and everyone in attendance swarming the refs and tearing them apart.

More shots of my dear Yang, please. He looks RIVETED.

I love you Scoot, but come on, man.

Donovan Clingan what the hell is this i don't know if i've seen back to back blocks that doubled as clotheslines from hell

I would feel remiss if I didn't thank Minneapolis, once again, for this new era of ball in Portland:

The first three quarters of this game were modern, the 4th is from the mid-'90s. It's beautiful.

Not sure if it counts but Jrue Holiday is a mad man.

this is categorically insane

Goddamn, we are an annoying team (could not be more complimentary here)

My favorite part of every Blazers game is my dog appearing from wherever he was snoozing, and he is genuinely concerned, has a "I'll put on some cocoa" vibe.

Even the interactions within a fanbase are radically different from the other sports. I feel like football and basketball fandoms are so much more support. "I hate this team and everyone that has ever liked this team, stay dead Grandpa Bill" is something I've only ever said about the Yankees.

Correct. It's grawful. Yes, doing some word combinin' up in here.

I love Old Vet Dame so much. This edition feels like a smarter Dame.

This....this is nice. MAN was I wrong about this.

pitchers preparing to throw to a base

And that is how I learned that Ayton is now with the Wizards. Huh. That's cool, I guess.

more like luka dong itch

STOP IT, LUKA. STOP IT NOW. YOU'RE MEAN.

Reminder: this is The Sports App.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

seeing matisse in the starting five wearing purple and yellow

I still can't believe Ja Morant is a Portland Trail Blazer.

Fucking Luka, man.

Luis Lara and William Contreras dedicating their Stand Up to Cancer cards to Bob Uecker

If the Brewers win the World Series it'd be illegal to not have a cold one

IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN debuted on CBS #OTD in 1966. Here's the original opening w/ long-unseen sponsor tags for Coke and Dolly Madison. #TVSky #charliebrown #greatpumpkin #halloween

Dune is about how girls named Jessica are always up to some shit