fake venusian

get crazy get wiiild let’s party get louuuud mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Fetty Wap was maybe the sweetest and most wholesome show I’ve ever been to and it’s not a small sample. I love New Jersey 😭

Be kind to the horniest people you have ever met, they are having a terrible week

Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.

educating the youth on queer history by facilitating the interpretation of foundational texts (reading aloud the petekey livejournal entries to my 22 year old friend and waiting for her to occasionally interrupt with “oh my god”)

dying young is lowkey cheugy

what infuriates me about the wnba sophie cunningham stories that quote 0 trans people is that it's a controversy about us that involves none of us and nobody covering it has any interest in what we think or feel about it

sitting next to a dude trying desperately to explain to his friends that there was an episode of jersey shore where they went to AC and they’re all like “no they were in seaside” omg im so pissed for him

nipmogged everyone in a pizza shop today

ask your doctor if letting it linger is right for you

nirvana is for trans lesbians and the women who love them

poppin bottles w the mice…and the lizards…when we drink we do it right cause we’re critters !

A funny phenomenon w the World Cup is that while asking ethnically ambiguous people “where are you from?” has been broadly understood as a faux pas for years now everyone suddenly has a free pass for functionally the same question via “who are you rooting for” if any interest is shown

They got crackstreams in a Chrome window at the Cyclones game.

despite everything, it’s still youse

once more with feeling: leave Britney alone

they won’t tell you this but diet coke is a psychoactive drug

doc ashley is a close friend who needs help with expenses while she progresses towards her career!! pls consider helping out!!

Shares appreciated. Looking for a about $200 to cover upcoming bills and school expenses as I close in my finishing up studying for my big exam cash.app/$Ashleyzwei

If you’re mad about the NYT’s disgraceful coverage of trans healthcare, consider supporting a trans doctor!!

Prada Loafers And My Work Blazer! At The Local Emo Show

cdjs should cost $5 for the pure of heart

they don’t tell you this but if you’re a lesbian and you’ve made it past your Saturn return you get the ability to do the Bene Gesserit voice for free

young hoes always wrap stuff they’re trying to mail in wayyyyy too many layers of packaging to be reasonable

[dancing in my living room with my orange cat paw in hand to the Maine’s cover of i wanna love you by Akon from the punk goes crunk collab cover album released in the late 2000s] me: how could doechii hate this? how could doechii hate such a creature?

how did stardew valley and vroom vroom come out on the same day? wow…huge day in 2016

i think they should do same gender pairs figure skating like two queens maximizing their joint slay

it’s the age of wasian ascendancy

if your flight attendant is a gay man you can rest assured he plans to run that beverage service like it’s basic training

a very happy Valentine’s Day to the lgbtq community from annie the butch fujo cat who took my partners phone this morning and opened up a pic of connor and hudson of her own volition

Latina…flip it around….Italian….

server at Valentine’s Day dinner was telling me and gwen abt how everyone at our favorite restaurant in town loves us and loves to see us and im still cheesing when i think abt it bc hehe. like being told by a service worker ur a pleasure to have in class is a lesbian specialty i think

babe wake up blaseball is alive in honkai star rail

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

pissing in a bodysuit be like i think im gonna diiiieee in this hoooouse

i think my jersey accent is actually most audible when i’m complaining about public transit

ROSE BYRNE. TEYANA TAYLOR. PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON. the girls!