THE HOUSE THAT PEED BLOOD🏳️‍⚧

THE HOUSE THAT PEED BLOOD🏳️‍⚧

@skeiser.bsky.social

41 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly. Standup comic, writer and aspiring muscle mommy for hire. Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™. Needless to say, 18+, MDNI susantkeiser@gmail.com

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I have less than ten bucks 'til tomorrow, and less than fifty through Halloween, with SNAP not renewing until next week. Please help if you can, and thanks.

My SSI/SSDI situation is starting to clear up, and my constant pleas for help should also end soon (for now). I am going to need to get through the rest of the month, though, and any help would be appreciated. Thank you very much for all your support. venmo @susantkeiser paypal.me/tdkeiser

I have less than ten bucks 'til tomorrow, and less than fifty through Halloween, with SNAP not renewing until next week. Please help if you can, and thanks.

My SSI/SSDI situation is starting to clear up, and my constant pleas for help should also end soon (for now). I am going to need to get through the rest of the month, though, and any help would be appreciated. Thank you very much for all your support. venmo @susantkeiser paypal.me/tdkeiser

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Hey this advice in the column will incredibly fuck up the kid. I had that "intervention" granted more dramatically via my father tearing up a sketchbook. Instead I learned to just never show my art and hide my interest or trust ANYONE. Im STILL unlearning this at the age of 34. [Cont]

LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀@lcvonhessen.bsky.social

So the "advice" doled out in this column makes me INCREDIBLY fucking angry as a former kid who was repeatedly taken to task by teachers for "inappropriate" drawings, culminating in a 9th-grade suspension spurred by Columbine paranoia and residual Satanic Panic. Arionne here says that was JUSTIFIED.

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Ace Week, formerly Asexual Awareness Week, is an international campaign dedicated to raising awareness and expanding education of asexuality. We stand in solidarity with our Ace siblings, team members and supporters!

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PLEASE HELP YOUR TRANS SISTER

If you'd like to help me, you can do so through my PayPal. I would greatly appreciate any help you can give me; feeling safe and away from racists and transphobes is what I want. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🙏🏽 www.paypal.me/LeslieSmith827

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is a fascinating look at Elizabeth Holmes post-conviction, but the real story is about how technofascism is the vulture wearing the corpse's hat in The Far Side going "I'M A NEOLIBERAL GIRLBOSS GRIFT QUEEN HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY".

If I didn't have to wake up at 5am after not sleeping since 2pm yesterday, I would take this night before one of the most important gigs of my standup career to watch THE RIGHT STUFF. THE STONE PONY, HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Body horror is great because the lessons are almost invariably 1. Don't change, even you want to. 2. You *will* become a monster, *and* a villainous one at that. 3. You *will* die, and you *will* deserve it. anyway clayface only in theaters

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theoretically there's at least one kid that hadn't really considered being trans until they opened the mailbox, saw the mysterious transgender mailer going around in texas, and went "hey, wait a second"

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Scoop from @brettlogiurato.bsky.social: CBS has sold its local election night coverage to DraftKings, stirring more controversy inside the David Ellison-owned company. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/cbs-draftk...

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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is very divisive right now, but there's one trick it uses that even its most ardent haters would have to concede is very effective. Fielder displays his shots in rapid succession, 30+ per second, which makes it seem like Elizabeth Holmes and him are really moving on the screen

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I am not doing well at all. I've had a nasty stomach virus/flu for the last 36-48 hours and have 40 dollars to last me until next Wednesday, and that's not even counting any expenses for performing at Asbury Park on Saturday if I am even up for it. Venmo: @susantkeiser paypal.me/tdkeiser

Everything is so bleak, even the media ostensibly for trans people. And it's not even dealing with what we're facing head on, or at the very least showing trans people living their lives without trauma being the main plot driver rather than a theme.

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in honor of Rays-Brewers here's a handy guide to discussing market sizes and TV ratings of championship series: —you don't have to care about it —it's not your problem —you can just scroll right past any posts about it

If you want to throw good money after bad, you know the fucking drill: Paypal.me/tdkeiser venmo @susantkeiser I fucking hate it, and yet I go on living.

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sinking into my bed upon realizing I have $13 in one bank account and owe over $15 on the other - after the third appeal for funds this month - when I only get $40 spending money a week - am out of SNAP benefits for the months - and the one thing I looked forward to today is sold out Jesus Christ.

I live off roughly $1000/mo and 2/3 of it goes to bills, leaving me with roughly $10/day before food and transit. My rep payee situation is FUBAR and my AuDHD is making it hard to do much of anything. I get $75/mo in Patreon (used to be twice that when I did stuff there) and I just want to live.