Slower Loris

We really only need one Dakota

YouTube recommended a fitness video in which a guy called his body a "tactical chassis" and frankly I think everyone should settle down a little bit

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

This fantastic map by Francis Galton shows travel time from London to the rest of the world in 1881.

The executive branch feels like behavioral side effects of excessive testosterone replacement therapy

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.

Lost at sea > Corpse found in river

Xanathar should be roleplayed as Al Swearengen from Deadwood

My players have no idea that their DM has no idea what's going on this campaign either

When high, I occasionally forget time zones exist

it’s extremely funny to show up somewhere with a black eye and then say that you were punched by a baby

Separated at birth

I think impeachment of the president should be much easier. Basic majority in both House and Senate. Plenty of people could do a fine job of presidenting, policy would be much more dictated by the party, and taking some executive power away would be a good thing.

Can an entire nation die of cringe?

It's been a beautiful day today and my new dog is great

Robber Barons of the gilded age were certainly just as cringe as tech oligarchs now

There’s no mandate to make Elon Musk the Deputy President, invested with terrible powers to destroy the government. No one voted for that

youtu.be/YEFLR2JnMd0?...

I find it hard to believe there are 55 episodes of Airwolf

In retrospect, I should have seen this coming when I first saw conservatives rehabilitating the red scare.

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

oh snap krebsonsecurity.com/2025/02/teen... cyberscoop.com/the-com-764-...

I'm upset that I live in a world where I feel like I have to know who Steve Bannon is

F it. I'll take the soma

we should just pay for people to go to the doctor so they dont die and suffer sounds like common sense but in america we act like this notion is one step away from the politburo confiscating all you own

Getting lost in a city > getting lost in a forest

I wrote three whole paragraphs this afternoon without double spaces after each period. I deserve both recognition and a treat.

I want a moderation function that mutes posts by tone. Never having to read another scolding post would be fantastic

youtu.be/WZ9LQANaHB8