Tommy Boy

And if immigrants are all the bad people like murderers and drug dealers who are "coming for your jobs", what does that say about what you do for a living?

A River Runs Through It for Tax Purposes. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest for Tax Purposes. 48 Hours for Tax Purposes

Shades of Four Season’s Landscaping.

"Thank you for gathering here at what will be a state-of-the-art condo building: Muwekma Gardens. See what we did there? We took an Indigenous name and put 'Gardens' after it. It’s called whitewashing, and we in the real estate business are obsessed with it." buff.ly/UOKbkwG

Levin makes great points, and for anyone else this would be a call to action. But Trump only cares about one thing... Trump. Give him an angle or a way to personally benefit and this war would end tomorrow. But Putin is the one paying him off, so on it goes.

Time to bring this one back. Happy Columbus Day you all.

Now we've gone from authoritarian to dystopian madman. Caligula would be proud of Trump.

Make people fear it. Tell them who to blame for it. The Republican playbook in a nutshell. Also, education is the enemy of the authoritarian. That's why Trump loves stupid people. Their too stupid to realized he's a snake oil peddling POS.

I've been told I need to respect all points of view because (after all) we are all Americans. But honestly, I'd have better luck teaching my cat how to drive.

Satire punching hard.

The exact moment I knew Republican attacks on Jack Smith were a colossal mistake.

Watching Justin Thomas at the President’s Cup celebrate is the reason the rest of the world hates us. (Well, that and Trump) You beat the worst putter in professional golf and you celebrate like you just won the Masters? Sit down and shut up Justin.

If I can't have it, no one can. Trump is a malignant tumor who just happens to occupy the highest elected office in America. But his intent to destroy the Kennedy Center is the act of a vengeful petulant child..

Trump says he’s lifting a 10% tariff on Irish whiskey because ‘everybody’s been bugging me’ about it. This is how decisions are made in Trump world.

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I’m from Minnesota, and right I’ve never been more proud.

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When @mayor.nyc.gov posted about discounted tickets available for $100 (early rounds, maybe SRO) I thought, they must really be expensive. I know this was put together as a parody, but... is it?

We live in a world where a Supreme Court Justice says something is "likely unlawful". Mr Chief Justice, either it is or it isn't. If you don't know, who does? "Beats me" isn't a dissent or a ruling... it's just a cowards way out.

Greta should know, having gone from CNN to FOX to Gray TV to Newsmax. Ironic that Fetterman is having this conversation with someone who knows first-hand what it's like to pick a side and then watch their career gone down the toilet.

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This is hard for me to say, but… I believe him.

He sends love & heaps praise on his buddies in N. Korea, Russia, Saudi Arabia & China, then declares a trade war on our lifelong friends & neighbors, Canada. 🇨🇦 Up is Down & Down is Up in the Bizarro MAGAverse! 🤪 #MakeItMakeSense shorturl.at/FO8Nn

What the actual fuck is he talking about?

“Strategy”? Don’t use big words Trump clearly doesn’t understand.

That about sums it up.

There it is. Trump and his minions rail against the press, because their #1 job is to hold power accountable. Without an active press free to do its job, they are free to dismantle our democracy in the shadows, and no one will know it's happen until it's over.

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Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres: Pink Floyd Jeff Beck U2

And now that the dust has settled it's safe for @amyklobuchar.com to get up off the sidelines and actually support Peggy for her Senate run.

If that "interest" is protecting our Democracy and the Constitution, it's certainly "an obvious conflict". But graft, self-dealing, insider trading, influence peddling, etc is exactly the sort of thing that is of interest to Trump and his cronies, and they don't seem at all conflicted.

What the internet and social media has never understood (or encouraged) is that it’s ok to have an unexpressed thought.

What's in your wallet?

Remember when Obama joked that @jaketapper.bsky.social "left journalism to join CNN"? Now that was a mic-drop.

Infantino; Refuses to address legitimate issues and attacks critics. Moves forward while ignoring negative backlash. Accuses the press of bias. The lead at JP Morgan is Joshua Kushner, brother of Jared Kushner and Trump’s son in law. Yup, it’s “Trump-linked” alright.

#Trump and his minions blame Biden for the dwindling stockpiles. I have plenty of ammunition, so let's shoot a few holes in that argument... If it's really Biden's fault, you knew about it when you took office, and did nothing about it. From January 20th, 2025, any depletion is on your watch.

If you attended this event (and you were “stunned” or surprised by any of it) you are an idiot who’s been sleepwalking through Trump’s second term instead of doing your job.

I was also struck by Trump’s phrasing, and I imagine he said something similar to E Jean Carrol and other victims of his “I take what I want” approach to life.

It’s unfair to blame all this on Trump and RFK Jr… when Elon and DOGE also had a hand in gutting the agency that protected us from outbreaks like this.

We found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb. 2025)

Congratulations to Spain on their World Cup victory. They will return to their country as heroes and be treated like royalty. Too bad that when their Women's team had similar success they were sexually harassed, humiliated, and suffered all levels of misogynistic treatment.

A1, on its own is, not evil. But in the wrong hands, it will get up to speed quickly. Trump, on the other hand, is already a master.

Exactly. If elections are rigged. It’s the winner who rigged it, and Trump won two of the last three elections.

If you missed today’s Trump address, here’s all you need to know: He’s still a pathetic loser.

"Old intelligence or a mistake". And the final Jeopardy question: "Why do some people still vote for Trump"

Exactly. McConnell's condition is between him, his family, his doctors, a right-wing cabal bent on consolidating power while crushing all resistance, and a mysterious portrait he keeps hidden in a secret vault.

Unfortunately, at this level they don't hand out participation trophies. For all the flag waving, jingoistic bravado, and ham-fisted maneuvers (by Trump) we are still miles behind the best in the world... and it showed. FYI, we've gotten this far before, but never been beaten so soundly.

This is a Trump rally, not a July Fourth rally. My tax dollars should not be paying for this. Trump should have to.

Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.