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snivelling little worm voice: bohhh... doh... i doent want to be addoying... nohhh Please don't kill be... ultimate life form ascending into the air, lightning crackles around my hands & my eyes start glowing: Im fucking Annoying as Shit

throwing my turds in the air and shooting them down like annie oakley

Remember they’re the “good ones”

just noticed my shirt says reddit

"Tits or ass"? Bro... her fetid odour

autumn baby

please we need to get rid of this

When I remember Winston the Talking Gorilla is permanently trapped inside the game Overwatch 2

exfoliating scrub? is that what youre called when you wash your face? Bitch

I call the bell peppers my "groperies" cuz I touch them inappropriately & walk away

new marshmallow celcius is actually rly good o.0

Penzeys you gotta relax lmao

WDYM THAT SHITS ON SALE

Termite music

This dumbass 👇 just got jammies put on. Life comes at you fast

Poop is the chiral form of pee #studying 📓

getting fired for microwaving poop for 100 minutes

I'm sorry Mrs Jackson Im watching reels Never meant to make your daughter cry Key and Peele are very funny guys

There’s so much shit in my wallet. I got a business card for Martin’s Trauma-Informed Pottery “For the Soul, Too Has A Shape” I’m not using that. I only need one more coffee & the next ones free dude, call me frickin, one punch man

If your the kind of person who creatures lay their horrible eggs in, uhh YEah, were gonna get along juuust fine 😁

Daft punk is building in my house" - LEGO Soundsystem. Guys I Am Genuinely at my limit like I'm seriously about to snap

Sticks out my Yucky Leg at you

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I have been meaning to write about this for a month or so now but it breaks my heart. AI has infected every hobby. Everything is noise. It's hurting existing communities and trudging through the slop is exhausting.

I don't even like debating the utility of LLMs any more because you get trapped there without talking about the consequences. The consequences fucking suck.

why hes got on the moist critical

Crash (1996)

My obsession with preventing the prophecy became the mechanism by which it was fulfilled 🤦 fucking epic cringe balls

deadass thought this was a bag of #wead

Opossum

they're both kinda new to this #furryart

self rts are like cigarettes because it feels so good to blast like 9 of em bitches but I should be good and only do like 1 or 2 a day

peep biz and I are reincarnated as rats & an angel appears to explain that as our souls twisted into smoke upon the pyre my life essence dissolved into 2 tulpas & we form a Freudian trio & go on adventures in a fantastical new world (a midcentury modern apt seen thru a rat’s limited understanding)

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