Jared 🗿🇵🇸

This is me this is actually my real life

applebees chudsworth

Those never made sense to me at all as a kid I would just sort of shake my head and say "visual I guess"

Tangential to the Cheesecake Factory talk is that their workers are genuinely elite tier 1 operators in the food service industry. I have a friend who manages bars and restaurants and he will instantly hire anyone with Cheesecake Factory experience. They are like the Marines minus the war crimes

Jacking The Beanstalk

(unprompted) the situation is crazy

I love this movie bro

Dracula's Armor from Bram Stoker's Dracula, 1992 · Eiko lshioka

I no joke think Mario has saved lives

Went to Trader Joe’s to pick up a few things, and as I’m heading towards the checkout Creep by Radiohead came on. Dear reader I tell you that no less than 3 Caucasian individuals stopped dead in their tracks to nod along

Protein bars will undergo shrinkflation yet still claim the same amount of protein

Crash (1996)

youtu.be/t0Tph__v070?...

Videodrome actually happened to James Woods that's why he's all Chudded out

Ubers in 2026 cost $200 and take an hour to pick you up

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At the Sinners Halloween horror nights house they target you for being white

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

The Week

waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt

early 90s tracker the first car i ever drove

Just saw a waymo cut over to the wrong side of the road before making a left turn 🔥🔥

I Love Death Metal

Tool - Right in Two has such a great riff but they sadly threw those little blue dot rick and morty lyrics in there

It is really annoying that all discussions of “restorative justice” have centered around a gaming youtuber and not a woman on death row with two botched executions

Week

September

We shamed "Grammar Nazis" too hard

Trying to spell "Dequeued"

My favorite part of Primetime is the black Republican cop

this isnt even funny but i have the phrase "mess with the jim you get the dwight" stuck in my head repeating nonstop

Fridizzle

Google absolutely boosts controversial/negative Reddit threads in their search results now. It's crazy.