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Goodness me, imagine Harrison inspiring you to join the Old Bill. Unless she thought if an idiot like him can do it and earn good money..#TheArchers

Married Pip is still just as annoying! Elizabeth is not exactly a beacon of light when it comes to Vince! Has he lost his legs! Rosie would be happier to see a jumbo battered sausage than Josh or anyone! #TheArchers

What I want to know is where is Stella’s cor blimey, let’s ave a knees up, ave a banana brother? #TheArchers

When Ruth said Rosie was having a great time was that because she was hoovering up the buffet? #TheArchers

I think Freddie is getting hard done by with both Vince & Elizabeth. Vince seems to forget a couple of years ago Freddie getting to the bottom of an employee who was selling meat off illegally and I think making him be there when the guy was sacked. Pretty grown up stuff! #TheArchers

At least Stella will have her cockney brother there, ‘ave a banana, cockles & whelks, all done up in his brand new flute & whistle! Luverley jubbly! #TheArchers

Ridiculous family! Stella get out and run off with Hannah before it’s too late! #TheArchers

Josh is winding them up! He is going to surprise them isn’t he!? #TheArchers

Stella get a one way plane ticket to Brazil before it’s too late. As for Josh I don’t blame him not travelling thousands of miles back to see a sister he hates gets married! #TheArchers

Perhaps Josh, who I don’t like as he’s an arrogant little ****, heard about the pathetic idea to have a unicorn at a wedding and thought sod that for a game of marbles! Just give Rosie a unicorn shaped cake to herself and she will be happy #TheArchers

An unpopular opinion, but I really like Freddie. He has a lot of the charm of his dad. He should get the job and his first priority should be to appoint his sister as General Manager! Elizabeth sounds so condescending these days! #TheArchers

Poor Alan still being tormented by Tregorrans in life & death! What a terrible mother & daughter. #TheArchers

Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.

Beef, watercress & whipped feta. Another classic sandwich from #TheArchers

Carol wasn’t that great! Listening to Alan & Anna describing a completely different woman to the cantankerous old boot we experienced. #TheArchers

As Paddington leads Jeffery Archer into the great beyond, Archer excitedly explains how he's had a brilliant idea for a story about a Peruvian bear with a fondness for orange preserve sandwiches.

I have heard rumours that Richard Tice heads a company called Britain Means Business, that has no employees and sells no products but takes in very large donations from foreign based people and forwards them to Reform UK Ltd. I can't believe this is true, but if it is it should bring down Reform.

Enjoyed hearing Freddie! One of the funnier characters although slightly weird him and his mum letting themselves in to Lily’s! #TheArchers

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I had forgotten about the upcoming wedding. Was it going to be overshadowed by the testing Pip was going to get? As all the guest s will be locals I can’t think of many children in the village, Poppy, Serotonin & Supernova, Henry & Jack? #TheArchers

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Who will David & Ruth let the cottage to now Carol has carked it? Harrison & Lily? #TheArchers

Elizabeth has shafted Fallon to the extent that she isn’t really exposed to any risk as Fallon only gets paid by results! She is probably getting paid minimum wage for a limited hours a week. At least with the Bull and Bridge Farm cafe before at least she would get some free food! #TheArchers

Oh Fallon, Elizabeth saw you coming didn’t she? Her use of volunteers and keeping employees in their place shows who is the lady of the manor. #TheArchers

Preston have sacked Hecky. I think if they had been as good without the ball as with the ball they would have done better.

80 year-olds with pro-Palestine signs: arrested as terrorists. Greens planning to block a road, to highlight an existential crisis: sent down for years. Masked far-right thugs blocking roads and ports, using intimidation, obstruction & threatening behaviour: no arrests. The real two-tier policing.

Enabler gets upset by the enabled.

So Natasha had managed to produce, safety check and package cosmetics in the space of a few months…#TheArchers

So bored of Fallon & Harrison. I used to like them both but now cringe a bit each time they’re on. #TheArchers

As I see almost everyone is out to see George get found out for earning some cash in hand and go back to prison,why have the writers been giving him a new found empathy & wisdom in his exchanges with Lynda, David & Martin? Is he growing up or a case of always a wrongun for life?#TheArchers

Been reported that Chelsea wanted guarantees of playing time for Mudryk with financial penalties if not met! That’s a big pre condition for someone who hasn’t payed competitive football for nearly 2 years! #leedsunited

In 1987 the poet Benjamin Zephaniah was considered for a visiting fellowship at Cambridge. Here's how Rupert Murdoch's Sun newspaper approached that particular story.

Still can’t be bothered listening to Bert despite his apologies, I can’t see this becoming a life changing event! #TheArchers

Spurs and Chelsea fans convincing themselves of instant success just because they have splurged a load of cash of new players and new coach. #606

Phil Brown talking a loads of old b*llocks as usual!

Watching Crow Girl on channel 5 and Alastair is playing a right evil bastard! Dare I tell that other Archers fb group? #TheArchers

Fun and games over at a certain Archers FB page, as big argument over whether one should ever have an alcoholic drink when children are in the house. #TheArchers

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

Harrison just makes me cringe with everything he says, his speech, his interactions with Fallon. I used to like him, he had a charm and enthusiasm but now he just sounds permanently chippy. #TheArchers

When the story of why humanity didn't stop climate change is written, it will feature front pages like this. Even as the skies blacken with climate change-induced wildfires, right wing media continue their relentless crusade against measures to tackle it.

Harrison is going to project passive aggression to Fallon for the rest of her life for not having his baby. His ‘sorry love you go for it if that’s what you want to do’ was so insincere. I used to quite like Harrison but he just gets worse & worse #TheArchers

Monty where were you on the afternoon of the 15 June? Woof! # TheArchers

Ann Marie is a good baddie! Little reminders of Rex & Toby’s awful mother. Poor Susan has rather made a mess of that though for good reasons. #TheArchers

Nicely done Tom. Defining Kirsty’s new baby as being Wren’s brother or sister. I know it’s sad losing a baby but you can’t put that on someone for the rest of their life! Tom needs some grief counselling! #TheArchers

Writers determined to see Fallon & Harrison split from the moment he found out about George becoming a future father through the smashed bottle of wine & him not saying he was working straightaway. Have one last shag and be done with it! #TheArchers

I thought Helen took the bad news a bit too well? I wouldn’t be surprised if she has already ordered the new parlour secretly. #TheArchers

Zahawi such a patriot in his England shirt on but didn’t want to pay taxes for his country’s public services #BBCLauraK