The Sojounerd

I enjoyed this. ordinaryabundance.com

I knew a guy who made a killing when his pub burned down, right after signing an inn-sewer-ants poly-see. I wonder if this will be anything like that was.

I've been microdosing "thinking" lately. Every hour for one minute I "use my brain to think about stuff.". I believe this will put me at a competitive edge over 99.6% of the human population, if my calculations are correct.

cats thought they made a deal with us thousands of years ago: keep the rodents under control in exchange for food and shelter. but we added stipulations. now they have to get weighed at the vet. and the rodents are behind a glass wall. they've been betrayed. they're not going to take it forever.

Could you pick up some White Paws on the way over?